On most family trees, you can tell where kids hung ornaments by the clusters and the height of the branches.

Frosty probably had to hurry on his way because the traffic cop was chasing after him.

You never see good news written in the fine print.

Somewhere in the world out there two people matched on a dating app and both are using ChatGPT to write every response to each other.

Everyone believes they are thinking independently, yet most of their strongest opinions were introduced to them by someone else first.

Since human memory fades over time, Google Photos could be retroactively using AI to alter details in pictures we took years ago, and we would likely rewrite our own memories to match the file rather than notice the change.

The presence of '®' and '™' on various designs means that designers are less powerful than lawyers.

You know a home is yours when you can cross it in the dark without reaching for the walls.

The more beer you drink, the less your pee looks like beer.

If zombie movies were accurate, the characters would put a lot more emotion towards how bad it would smell.

If your first-ever attempt at gambling went completely unsuccessfully, that was probably the better outcome.

If radio was invented today it would be controlled by four companies and locked behind a paywall.

They should use decimals when displaying the weather in Celsius. It would be more accurate and more metric.

Due to social media algorithms, the topics that will shape the near future - music, fashion, general behaviors - are currently being determined predominantly by kids aged 12 to 16.

What if one's reaction time was based on how fast they physically experience the world?

Compared to restaurant soda prices, the gigantic movie theater sodas are seeming more reasonable.

Because of yearbooks, it is more than likely that all of your past teachers have a photo of you in their house.

The old misconception that everyone used to live in caves probably dates back to when everyone lived in caves.

For aliens observing us, seeing humans celebrate another revolution of our planet around the sun must look like applauding after a plane landing.

Because infinity -1 = infinity. In order to count to infinity, you need to have already counted to infinity.

You will never see a copy of your own death certificate in your lifetime.