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Since human memory fades over time, Google Photos could be retroactively using AI to alter details in pictures we took years ago, and we would likely rewrite our own memories to match the file rather than notice the change.
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The presence of '®' and '' on various designs means that designers are less powerful than lawyers.
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You know a home is yours when you can cross it in the dark without reaching for the walls.
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The more beer you drink, the less your pee looks like beer.
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If zombie movies were accurate, the characters would put a lot more emotion towards how bad it would smell.
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If your first-ever attempt at gambling went completely unsuccessfully, that was probably the better outcome.
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If radio was invented today it would be controlled by four companies and locked behind a paywall.
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They should use decimals when displaying the weather in Celsius. It would be more accurate and more metric.
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Due to social media algorithms, the topics that will shape the near future - music, fashion, general behaviors - are currently being determined predominantly by kids aged 12 to 16.
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What if one's reaction time was based on how fast they physically experience the world?
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Compared to restaurant soda prices, the gigantic movie theater sodas are seeming more reasonable.
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Because of yearbooks, it is more than likely that all of your past teachers have a photo of you in their house.
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The old misconception that everyone used to live in caves probably dates back to when everyone lived in caves.
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For aliens observing us, seeing humans celebrate another revolution of our planet around the sun must look like applauding after a plane landing.
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Because infinity -1 = infinity. In order to count to infinity, you need to have already counted to infinity.
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You will never see a copy of your own death certificate in your lifetime.
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A multibillionaire's phone can't really do anything yours can't.
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In the not so distant future a written note or talking to a friend will be more factually reliable than a photo or video.
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There are people being born who will never know a world without AI.
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The first Who's On First routine was when Odysseus told the cyclops his name was Nobody.
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In plastic bottle warranty systems like in Romania (SGR) or Germany (Pfand), the barcode should be printed on the label 2 times at different angles, allowing the bottle to be squished.
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