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The Noticer
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A news-adjacent channel of someone who notices too much. Might as well share what I found.

I do not leave any links in the comment sections, neither do I have any suicidal tendencies.
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The New Year celebration is over. Time to get up, and live an another year on this planet.

#humor
Forwarded from Nicholas J. Fuentes
How I’m stepping into 2026
The suspiciously glowing protests in Iran got the attention of the Bad Orange Man. He ought to finish dealing with Venezuela first, the USA can't afford two wars in two different places - times have changed.

Seriously though - what started as natural complains of Iranian commoners about weak Iranian Rial slowly degraded into Mossad psy-ops and banal banditry. Apparently the Iranian SWAT forces had to find and kill marauders that decided to grab their weapons and get rich very fast. And also Rubio said something along the lines of "happy new year to Iranians, and the Mossad agents that walk among them". What an odd thing to say.

#USA #Iran #protest #Trump #politics #Idiocracy
Now that the USA has done winning in Venezuela, I presume the Bad Orange Man will declare that the Mission (tm) is accomplished, and it's time to do the same with Iran.

2026 has started with a banger. Donald Trump got a "little triumphant war" every leader wants. I wonder if it means that half of Venezuela can now migrate to the USA, since their country is "destroyed" and stuff.

#USA #Venezuela #Trump #Maduro #meme #humor
Rothschild approved, meaning Venezuela will go from "poor and incompetent" to "poor, incompetent, and with foreign-imposed anti-human laws aimed at killing the native population". The year of 2026 won't be nice to Venezuela.

#Venezuela #Twitter #Rothschild #USA #Trump
Forwarded from The Conspiracy Hole (Brody Hyde)
Rothschild approved
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While almost all mass media platforms are buzzing about Donald Trump's small triumphant war - Iran is quietly continuing buying military hardware. This time Iran bought some helis from Russia - the same country that is still under six gorrillion sanctions, I remind you.

I have to admit - I didn't expect something to happen so soon in 2026. Nothing ever happens, until it does. And this time it took me by a surprise.

#Iran #Russia #military #hardware
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❗️🇮🇷/🇷🇺 NEW: Sources confirm to IRGC-affiliated Tasnim that Iran has acquired at least five Russian Mil Mi-28 'Havoc' attack helicopters, which have already been delivered, with further shipments pending.

@Middle_East_Spectator
This reminds me of Syria. I remember how so many naive people were jumping with joy, expecting all those Syrians to "go back to Syria, now that Assad is gone".

They are still in the EU and the US. And soon, there will be even more Venezuelans in the EU and the US.

Why? Because keikaku-no doori. All according to the plan.

#USA #Venezuela #migration #crisis
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Makes me wonder if the BlackRock had any lost shares in Venezuela. Could be any other "BlackRock" type of organization - they all have the same passports anyway.

Point is: if Venezuela was empty land with nothing to give - the TV star president of the US of A wouldn't care about the Venezuelans. Alas, Venezuela has quite a lot of resources, aside from oil. The rest is history.

#Venezuela #economy #resources
Forwarded from /CIG/ Telegram | Counter Intelligence Global (FRANCISCVS)
🛢 🇻🇪 ⚒️ Venezuela Currently Has:

1. 200 trillion cubic feet of natural gas reserves, 34th largest in the world

2. 300 billion barrels of crude oil reserves, largest in the world

3. 4 billion tons of iron ore reserves, worth nearly $600 billion

4. 8,000+ tons of gold resources, the largest in Latin America

5. 500+ million tons of coal reserves

6. 2% of the world’s total renewable freshwater resources

7. Untapped strategic minerals including nickel, copper, and phosphates

Venezuela is now a “strategic” US asset.

📎 KobeissiLetter
The USA took Maduro. The Venezuelan government will have to play nicely with the USA - namely in the politics and resource extraction. Supposedly, Venezuela is on path of rebuilding itself into a proper and prosperous country.

Except, according to what I see with my own eyes, the Venezuelans living all over the USA aren't in a rush to go back. Not tomorrow, not in the next month, not in the next year. The most honest answer I saw them giving was one abuela who said in an interview "yeah, I will go back, but not right now".

The Venezuelans will remain in the US of A. More Venezuelans will come over soon. Truly, nothing ever happens.

#USA #Venezuela #migration #crisis
The oil corpos are happy that Trump kidnapped Maduro. Oil corpos should remember how much money and time and competent oil rig workers will it take to bring Venezuela back on the oil extraction level of around 20 years ago, when Venezuela nationalized the oil industry, built by foreign oil corpos. Venezuela still extracted and sold oil to the foreign customers - mostly China - but the scale wasn't the same ever since.

Anyway, it's not all about oil. Or the international reputation of the USA that was damaged severely by the Yemeni "Tusken Raiders" - the Houthis, of all people. It's mainly about keeping the global oil trade in the US dollars, which the US elites want to keep going forever. Petrodollar is important for them. The lives of Venezuelans - and Americans - aren't on their radar, despite the lies they give during the press conferences. Alas, it will take a while for the US peasants to understand it - assuming they won't be distracted by some other psy-op.

#Venezuela #USA #oil #industry #trade #shares
Forwarded from GWN
Shares of American oil companies rose after Trump's statements about the US's intention to "manage" Venezuela: Chevron shares jumped 10%, while ConocoPhillips and Exxon also rose.

Chevron is considered the main beneficiary of potential increased US control over Venezuelan oil, while ConocoPhillips and Exxon still expect to receive compensation of over $8 billion and approximately $1 billion, respectively, for nationalized assets.

Restoring the country's oil infrastructure and ensuring stable supplies could take years.
The healthcare is free in China, so the Chinese government makes sure there are as few fat Chinese people as possible. A sensible solution, as long as the Chinese government doesn't let any corn syrup reach the Chinese people's food supply.

If the healthcare is free, and the taxes are unavoidable - why should the healthy people pay for those who can't stop eating? Yes, the junkfood is horrible and it makes people fat, but maybe instead of buying pills against made-up mental illnesses - maybe it's more reasonable to simply buy healthy food as medicine? It costs extra, compared to the junk food, and it takes time to prepare food by yourself, but a good health is priceless. Besides, why would anyone willingly keep the Big Pharma rich? Make them lose money - stop buying their pills, buy some fresh apples instead.

#China #health #fitness
Forwarded from Noticer News
China is home to a growing number of private and government-run "fat prisons" where obese adults and children are locked in and forced to lose weight.

https://www.noticer.news/china-fat-prisons-obese-lose-weight/

Follow: @NoticerNews
The AI has some uses. This is a good use of the AI. And given Donald Trump's worldview - this AI-made video is mostly in-character about him. Although I doubt he could speak Spanish so well.

#USA #Venezuela #Trump #Maduro #AI #humor
I hate the TechBros. I hate the AI bubble. I want to upgrade my PC without borrowing millions from a bank. This is stupid.

#Nvidia #computers #rant
Forwarded from Node of Time EN
In Europe, there are difficulties with the delivery of graphics cards from Nvidia. The owner of a large electronics store reported that the supplier from Germany has cancelled all orders for the models RTX 5090, RTX 5080, and RTX 5070 Ti due to stock shortages. As an alternative, only the RTX 5070 is being offered in limited quantities – no more than five cards per store. Nvidia is shifting its production capacity to data centres, and the global shortage of memory is worsening the situation. Demand significantly exceeds supply, and the graphics cards are disappearing from the market.

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