Fun fact. When I ran for office many, many, years ago I received a campaign donation from Jack Handy.
Folks from my generation, remember the SNL writer (back when the show was actually funny). He not only created the sketch Toonces the driving cat, but also "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy." Here is one such example:
"Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?"
If you don't know Jack, do yourself a favor and duckduckgo a video. It will hit you in the silly spot.
Folks from my generation, remember the SNL writer (back when the show was actually funny). He not only created the sketch Toonces the driving cat, but also "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy." Here is one such example:
"Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?"
If you don't know Jack, do yourself a favor and duckduckgo a video. It will hit you in the silly spot.
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Forwarded from Arizona Must Decertify
Michigan Michigan 13th Circuit Court – Hon. Kevin A. Elsenheimer
https://youtu.be/Lp6Dag40Tdw
Running updates in brief:
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/51
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/52
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/53
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/54
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/55
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/56
https://news.1rj.ru/str/theprofessorsrecord/489
https://news.1rj.ru/str/theprofessorsrecord/495
Help fund Michigan’s legal challenge. Fund setup by lead attorney Matthew DePerno.
📍https://www.plumfund.com/crowdfunding/2020election
www.depernolaw.com
Godspeed Matthew DePerno!
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https://youtu.be/Lp6Dag40Tdw
Running updates in brief:
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/51
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/52
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/53
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/54
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/55
https://news.1rj.ru/str/MichiganAudit/56
https://news.1rj.ru/str/theprofessorsrecord/489
https://news.1rj.ru/str/theprofessorsrecord/495
Help fund Michigan’s legal challenge. Fund setup by lead attorney Matthew DePerno.
📍https://www.plumfund.com/crowdfunding/2020election
www.depernolaw.com
Godspeed Matthew DePerno!
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Example 1: The old sword and shield approach.
Judge denied Deperno's subpoena issued to other Michigan townships requesting access to Dominion machines. Judge states Deperno waited to long and is outside of the discovery window (sword).
Deperno made the request after proving that his team could flip votes on the Dominion machine in the township of his client, and after debunking Professor Halderman's deeply flawed report.
Before, the judge would have denied this same request as a "fishing expedition" with no proof (shield).
This comes on the heels of the defendants also not disclosing discoverable items.
I believe Deperno mentions he had made 4 or 5 requests to the court for disclosure which has been ignored by the defendants.
How a judge could make his ruling within this context is a sure sign that his allegiance is not to "We the People."
Judge denied Deperno's subpoena issued to other Michigan townships requesting access to Dominion machines. Judge states Deperno waited to long and is outside of the discovery window (sword).
Deperno made the request after proving that his team could flip votes on the Dominion machine in the township of his client, and after debunking Professor Halderman's deeply flawed report.
Before, the judge would have denied this same request as a "fishing expedition" with no proof (shield).
This comes on the heels of the defendants also not disclosing discoverable items.
I believe Deperno mentions he had made 4 or 5 requests to the court for disclosure which has been ignored by the defendants.
How a judge could make his ruling within this context is a sure sign that his allegiance is not to "We the People."
Assistant Attorney General Erik Grill is working against "We the People." He wants secrecy, not transparency. Michigan voters and taxpayers, how does that make you feel?
So many have taken their 30 pieces of silver. I'm no theologian, but it didn't end well for that fella in the Bible.
Where are all the Republican senators and representatives in Michigan? Why have they not helped Matthew Deperno?
Mr. Bo Didley removed from the chat. We don't call people vulgar names on my chat. We save our name calling for the godless commies that have collected their 30 pieces of silver. We are a team united in purpose.
Discouraged?
This is an old fashioned back-alley knife fight for the future of our country.
How long is the fight?
We fight until the fighting is done.
Set your jaw.
Plant your feet.
There is no quit in this group.
The impossible nature of this fight is what will make victory o' so sweet.
What is impossible for you and me is NOTHING for God Almighty.
I am looking forward to this 4th of July as the greatest in the history of our nation. Watch God work.
This is an old fashioned back-alley knife fight for the future of our country.
How long is the fight?
We fight until the fighting is done.
Set your jaw.
Plant your feet.
There is no quit in this group.
The impossible nature of this fight is what will make victory o' so sweet.
What is impossible for you and me is NOTHING for God Almighty.
I am looking forward to this 4th of July as the greatest in the history of our nation. Watch God work.
In case you all forgot, Adrian Fontes belongs in jail. Adrian will go to jail.
Forwarded from Arizona Informer Channel
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In this clip from an April 2021 zoom call, former Maricopa County Recorder, Adrian Fontes, discusses how he worked with recorders all over Arizona to prepare for the 2020 election, starting as early as 2017.
He specifically discussed a "site book" for Maricopa County that mirrors the "e-poll book".
Where is the "site book" now? Do the auditors have it?
A big thank you to @SherlockScones for finding this video.
Additionally, in 2020, Adrian Fontes was making questionable rule changes to Maricopa County's elections that would make it easier for fraud to occur. The excuse was Coronavirus. Here is our Twitter thread documenting the changes as they occurred.
Changes included in our thread:
- Ballot correction by crossing out "error" vote
- Polling location changes. MC went from precinct polling to voting centers.
- Virtual voting.
- Extended voter registration deadline.
He specifically discussed a "site book" for Maricopa County that mirrors the "e-poll book".
Where is the "site book" now? Do the auditors have it?
A big thank you to @SherlockScones for finding this video.
Additionally, in 2020, Adrian Fontes was making questionable rule changes to Maricopa County's elections that would make it easier for fraud to occur. The excuse was Coronavirus. Here is our Twitter thread documenting the changes as they occurred.
Changes included in our thread:
- Ballot correction by crossing out "error" vote
- Polling location changes. MC went from precinct polling to voting centers.
- Virtual voting.
- Extended voter registration deadline.