Day 5. Map.
"The Fedorovski Cartography Studio, whose artisans have been credited with the most widespread maps of Gobby for the past few decades, has once again come under scrutiny for their reportedly glaringly inaccurate depiction of the island in their newest rendition of it. According to recent claims, the tourist maps are poorly drawn, incredibly vague, awfully out of scale and, with very few exceptions, have no street names on them.
The current director of the studio and head of the family, Mikael Fedorovski, responded to the accusations with following words:
"That's absurd. Sure they're bad. They've been bad for decades. I'd like to see you try making a good map with this city planning. We live in [bloody] Eageburrow. See that street? Try walking to the end of it. You can't. Because there isn't one. It just turns into a field.""
Excerpt from "Mapmaker Mayhem", "Daily Isles", January 8th, 1897.
"The Fedorovski Cartography Studio, whose artisans have been credited with the most widespread maps of Gobby for the past few decades, has once again come under scrutiny for their reportedly glaringly inaccurate depiction of the island in their newest rendition of it. According to recent claims, the tourist maps are poorly drawn, incredibly vague, awfully out of scale and, with very few exceptions, have no street names on them.
The current director of the studio and head of the family, Mikael Fedorovski, responded to the accusations with following words:
"That's absurd. Sure they're bad. They've been bad for decades. I'd like to see you try making a good map with this city planning. We live in [bloody] Eageburrow. See that street? Try walking to the end of it. You can't. Because there isn't one. It just turns into a field.""
Excerpt from "Mapmaker Mayhem", "Daily Isles", January 8th, 1897.
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Day 6. Golden.
"...saw Caboose's guys for the first time. Call themselves "The Golden Rail Company", wanna land services as railroad security. More like golden rain, if you ask me.
She took some good ones, like the Boar and that loon doc, but most of them are now worse drunks than back at the Waterloo Club. Saw one frenchie so hammered he asked a cat for directions.
They got guns though. And armour. Mandy also said there was an argument over who gets to have the machine guns, and after Andre refused to give em up, Caboose just stole one, complete with a box of ammo.
Mandy says not to worry about it, but they're trouble, I think, and before you accuse me of being paranoid, shut up. Best we get a dozen guys down to their station and remind em how we used to do it back then, turn walls into swiss cheese and ash and be done with it before shit starts getting out of hand. Consider it.
Stay safe,
Harrison.
P.S. Mandy says hi."
Harrison "Junior" Thompson in his letter to Frank "Two-Ton" Smith, October 4th, 1899.
"...saw Caboose's guys for the first time. Call themselves "The Golden Rail Company", wanna land services as railroad security. More like golden rain, if you ask me.
She took some good ones, like the Boar and that loon doc, but most of them are now worse drunks than back at the Waterloo Club. Saw one frenchie so hammered he asked a cat for directions.
They got guns though. And armour. Mandy also said there was an argument over who gets to have the machine guns, and after Andre refused to give em up, Caboose just stole one, complete with a box of ammo.
Mandy says not to worry about it, but they're trouble, I think, and before you accuse me of being paranoid, shut up. Best we get a dozen guys down to their station and remind em how we used to do it back then, turn walls into swiss cheese and ash and be done with it before shit starts getting out of hand. Consider it.
Stay safe,
Harrison.
P.S. Mandy says hi."
Harrison "Junior" Thompson in his letter to Frank "Two-Ton" Smith, October 4th, 1899.
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Day 7. Drip.
"Thomas Candle is one of, if not the most influential person in Gobby. All things crime, all things social, all things political and economical happen with him knowing or do not happen at all. He is omniscient and omnipresent through his wide net of contractors and spies. But, worst of all, and that is the quality of his character I have to admit to admiring, he has immaculate drip. He is a rizz king. A true rizzler. That man drips so hard, it is enough for him to walk into a ballroom for the entire gathering to almost immediately drown in drool and steam of onlookers. He fucks."
Commissioner J. Lewis, "Crime Families and Gangs of Gobby"
"Thomas Candle is one of, if not the most influential person in Gobby. All things crime, all things social, all things political and economical happen with him knowing or do not happen at all. He is omniscient and omnipresent through his wide net of contractors and spies. But, worst of all, and that is the quality of his character I have to admit to admiring, he has immaculate drip. He is a rizz king. A true rizzler. That man drips so hard, it is enough for him to walk into a ballroom for the entire gathering to almost immediately drown in drool and steam of onlookers. He fucks."
Commissioner J. Lewis, "Crime Families and Gangs of Gobby"
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Пробачте, сьогодні не в гуморі а завтра часу не було б, тому лінива хрінь
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Day 8. Toad.
"Last night, a young girl name Betty Goldbalm came to me in the late hours, bringing a mason jar containing a talking toad. She told me that she had caught the toad in the jar, which she had previously found outside Greenfield, and soon found the toad speaking to her, demanding cigarettes and screaming obscenities.
Indeed, the toad in question did look rather mean-spirited, and, upon seeing me, asked if I had a cigarette (I did not, for I do not smoke, but it occurs to me now that I should acquire a pack for occurrences like this one)..."
"Last night, a young girl name Betty Goldbalm came to me in the late hours, bringing a mason jar containing a talking toad. She told me that she had caught the toad in the jar, which she had previously found outside Greenfield, and soon found the toad speaking to her, demanding cigarettes and screaming obscenities.
Indeed, the toad in question did look rather mean-spirited, and, upon seeing me, asked if I had a cigarette (I did not, for I do not smoke, but it occurs to me now that I should acquire a pack for occurrences like this one)..."
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