Imagine being this removed from reality

Anyway, here are some jokes from GDR right bank Ukraine:

— What's the commonality between Honecker Medvedchuk and a phone?

It just repeats what someone says elsewhere.

— What's the difference?

You can buy a new phone if you don't like the old one.
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— Do you know why they call Trabant ZAZ a paper tiger?

If you touch the hood it rips like paper, but once you start the engine, it revvs like a tiger.
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— I love Trabant ZAZ, specifically the one my girlfriend's husband has. Once we hear it's engine, we have time to have sex again, cuddle, nap, eat dinner and get dressed together before he finally arrives at his home and I have to leave.

I want to write "Death to America", but I'm afraid that people will think that I support Trump's policies.

Iran is refusing a nuclear deal with US and russia?

Huh, I wonder if there's another country that has struck a denuclearisation deal with US and russia and had one of them invading now defenceless country, while the other one refused to do anything meaningful to stop the invasion, fate of which Iran maybe doesn't want to repeat.

To be clear: I wish the Iranian state a very happy die in fire, but this is the one decision I can totally understand

21st century survival guide (for states)

- Small number of nuclear weapons, if needed unofficial but publicly known about.
- Clear separation of state powers.
- Clear line between freedom of speech and endangerment of it by propaganda.
- Affordable housing for young families.
- Diversified trade, even if it is more expensive than buying from a single source.

(parody)

Finally bought my first piece of Will Wood merch

It's therapy

Sometimes I wish I were

Ukrainian: сексуальний потяг 🚈
Deutsch: öffentliche Geschlechtsverkehrsmittel

Fun fact I found out there was a slow water leak through my gf's bedroom wall and the wall behind a shelf got covered in mold with a decently sized spot of black mold on the back of the shelf.

I cleaned it all out now so If you notice drastic changes in the way I post or communicate please tell me.

Me trying to come up with better translations before Kitu brings back the mold

The war between India is Pakistan is a useless, senseless war. No one needs this war. It would have never happened if Donald Trump was the US president!

Війна між Індією та Пакістаном безглузда, не корисна і дуже дурна. Вона б ніколи не сталася, якби Президентом США був Дональд Трамп.

Russian propaganda is trying to fix that by claiming that Britain and other western countries didn't actually fight the Nazis, going as far as writing fiction where Britain is fighting alongside with the Nazis, sometimes even going the full circle and writing about russia fighting the British together with reincarnation of Hitler

Russian Isekai genre is something you could never think existed and wish it didn't

Comrade Führer, and Comrade Hitler — both books showing Adolf Hitler partly in Russian airborne uniform attacking London and burning Western tanks — a Russian author fantasy about a cordial alliance between Stalin and Hitler. A modern Russian wakes up in the mind of Adolf Hitler, becomes an ally of Joseph Stalin, and helps the Soviets to defeat British Empire and the US. Having executed Winston Churchill “for war crimes”, he helps develop a Soviet nuclear device, and orders the Wehrmacht “to fight together with the Red Army.”

https://cepa.org/article/comrade-hitler-and-other-russian-fantasies/