Dese bush baked beans just blowed my brand new grill to smivareens

Mutahar is either honorary or getting deported based on the level of sleep he got the night before filming

In honor of our second subscriber, we will be closing the channel immediately. It's been a great run.

You can tell it's AI because the black girl is working and isn't talking

One of my favorite intrusive thoughts is like half the time whenever I remember some ridiculous death that's befallen a communist or some other person I don't like (e.g. vaxxies having a heart attack, George Floyd's death) "If You Leave Me Now" by Chicago will play in my head and I'll have to hold in my laughter (not always successfully)

Because books are retarded and the people who read them are gay 💯💯💯

Now we know the real reason people were testifying against Kevin Spacey is because he said something antisemitic and hurt some jew's feelings lol

we're so fucking back, dang dang bros!

Julius Caesar lamented, at the beginning of his military career, that by the time Alexander was his age he had conquered many nations, and Caesar had not done anything notable. He went on to be as famous as Alexander, if not more. So when you see people your age doing great things, just remember, it's never too late to kill a million people in France

"I was on the Epstein client list and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"