It's been an exciting day today. What have we learned about the leader of Lockbit ransomware group?

1. He's relatively young, 31 years old
2. He likes sushi and Cheesecake Factory
3. He drives a Mercedes
4. He doesn't own a yacht
5. He doesn't live in a mansion
6. He doesn't live in New York City
7. He was into gardening (???)
8. He owns some nice suits
9. He has a lot of money, but has a hard time laundering it
10. He has a couple businesses that look semi successful
11. He lives in a regular apartment
12. He plays pool
13. He's a big fan of Apple products
14. He spoke with the FBI online (???)

May 10th we are going to release something very very interesting we think all of you will enjoy. It'll be funny news on a Friday:)

Yes, we know you nerds want us to enable comments. Give us time. We're very busy.

We'll probably (maybe) do it this weekend.

Love you 😘💕😘💕😍

We don't understand it, but apparently this is a 10/10 banger Russian meme.

me and the boys stretching before we start thrunting in the streets 💯💯💯

Yesterday Palo Alto Networks paid a group of people to do this performative dance outside of RSA Conference. However, when Palo Alto uploaded the footage online (featured above) people called it cringe and mocked it relentlessly.

tl;dr we out here

A performative dance isn't going to impress nerds. It might impress business people – but def' not nerds.

Want to impress nerds? Bring a bunch of old printers and let nerds smash them with a hammer. You'll have nerds brawling for a chance to smash a printer.

We've updated the VXUG source code repository on GitHub and our builder collection

Builders:
-Win32.MetaStealer
-Win32.WhiteSnakeStealer
-Win32.TitanStealer.b

Source code:
-Panel.Amadey.d.c
-Android.BrkwlLoader
-Android.OctoBankBot
-Android.Phoenix

https://github.com/vxunderground/MalwareSourceCode

StackOverflow is in the midst of a civil war.

Recently StackOverflow established a partnership with OpenAI. Users have begun to rebel against this by deleting answers. StackOverflow has retaliated by doing sweeping bans

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/stack-overflow-bans-users-en-masse-for-rebelling-against-openai-partnership-users-banned-for-deleting-answers-to-prevent-them-being-used-to-train-chatgpt

We stand with StackOverflow nerds (even though they'll fist fight you all night over a repeated question you didn't know existed because it was posted 13 years ago).

Good morning,

Heads up to anyone who follows our RansomwareNews bot on Twitter: Lockbit ransomware group has listed 70+ companies today — we assume these are repeat posts and are retaliation to recent law enforcement action.

Anyway, expect your timeline to be flooded.

We've updated the vx-underground APT collection for April, 2024.

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FBI Most Wanted Wazawaka a/k/a Mikhail Pavlovich Matveev has returned with a nice video of him in a luxary car.

Wazawaka, Вы выглядите счастливым и здоровым. Твоя прическа и очки выглядят очень красиво, братан.

Video via azalsecurity

Lockbit ransomware group has made a post today about a contest (noscriptd: contest.omg) to contact Dmitry Khoroshev – they assert the FBI is wrong and LockbitSupp is NOT Dmitry Khoroshev.

They're offering $1,000 if you can contact Dmitry Khoroshev to see if he is alive and well

Our opinion is LockbitSupp is indeed Dmitry Khoroshev. However, Mr. Khoroshev is a wealthy man, with multiple businesses, and arguably the longest running ransomware empire in modern history.

He's a stone cold psychopath and he's playing 3d chess with the FBI 😂😂😂

Zscaler confirmed Wednesday that they've been breached. They state they can confirm it was one of their test environments that was compromised.

They state no customer information was stolen and no businesses have been affected

haha i luv these apple vision pros