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Heads up to anyone who follows our RansomwareNews bot on Twitter: Lockbit ransomware group has listed 70+ companies today — we assume these are repeat posts and are retaliation to recent law enforcement action.

Anyway, expect your timeline to be flooded.

We've updated the vx-underground APT collection for April, 2024.

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FBI Most Wanted Wazawaka a/k/a Mikhail Pavlovich Matveev has returned with a nice video of him in a luxary car.

Wazawaka, Вы выглядите счастливым и здоровым. Твоя прическа и очки выглядят очень красиво, братан.

Video via azalsecurity

Lockbit ransomware group has made a post today about a contest (noscriptd: contest.omg) to contact Dmitry Khoroshev – they assert the FBI is wrong and LockbitSupp is NOT Dmitry Khoroshev.

They're offering $1,000 if you can contact Dmitry Khoroshev to see if he is alive and well

Our opinion is LockbitSupp is indeed Dmitry Khoroshev. However, Mr. Khoroshev is a wealthy man, with multiple businesses, and arguably the longest running ransomware empire in modern history.

He's a stone cold psychopath and he's playing 3d chess with the FBI 😂😂😂

Zscaler confirmed Wednesday that they've been breached. They state they can confirm it was one of their test environments that was compromised.

They state no customer information was stolen and no businesses have been affected

haha i luv these apple vision pros

Yup, you beat us, shearunnatrckstr. ggz

We got offered a super cool job at Costco. We're actively working on joining their team to launder money, or get scammed, or something.

(Miranda thinks it's cool we watch anime)

Twitter is so cool, so many people are making sure we don't get scammed

The 5 horsemen of the apocalypse: Spyware, Ransomware, Botnet, Stealer, and Adware

Coincidentally... 5 horsemen of the apocalypse... we turn 5 in 9 days... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

how the hell is Duchy staff

Today we've discovered a new DoS technique

Trigger a G5 Geomagnetic Storm and introduce several Earth-directed Coronal Mass Ejections (CMEs) by creating a large, complex sunspot cluster that's roughly 17 times the diameter of Earth

This will cause computer problems somewhere

What CloudFlare configurations do we need to defend against a G5 Geomagnetic Storm that introduces several Earth-directed Coronal Mass Ejections (CMEs) created by a large, complex sunspot cluster that's roughly 17 times the diameter of Earth?

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