Yup, you beat us, shearunnatrckstr. ggz

We got offered a super cool job at Costco. We're actively working on joining their team to launder money, or get scammed, or something.

(Miranda thinks it's cool we watch anime)

Twitter is so cool, so many people are making sure we don't get scammed

The 5 horsemen of the apocalypse: Spyware, Ransomware, Botnet, Stealer, and Adware

Coincidentally... 5 horsemen of the apocalypse... we turn 5 in 9 days... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

how the hell is Duchy staff

Today we've discovered a new DoS technique

Trigger a G5 Geomagnetic Storm and introduce several Earth-directed Coronal Mass Ejections (CMEs) by creating a large, complex sunspot cluster that's roughly 17 times the diameter of Earth

This will cause computer problems somewhere

What CloudFlare configurations do we need to defend against a G5 Geomagnetic Storm that introduces several Earth-directed Coronal Mass Ejections (CMEs) created by a large, complex sunspot cluster that's roughly 17 times the diameter of Earth?

C programmers watching Python programmers work

(it ends up working flawlessly and its cross-platform)

You bought a domain name for a project you either didn't start or didn't finish.

Meanwhile on Minecraft nerds are rebuilding Bloodborne

Someone requested we post a picture of their cat. We said "Okie". This is Nugget. It's a kitty cat.

Someone requested we share a picture of their shoe (it's cat disguised as a shoe, they're very sneaky)

We always avoided discussing the name of IntelBroker's group because it was so wildly inflammatory. Twitter doesn't care though 💀

No, that's not a bunny. Stop being ignorant. That is an ultra rare Russian Forest Jumppity Cat

We're releasing a super top secret TLP:RED document. It is a secret wallpaper. It is password protected.

https://vx-underground.org/tmp