One time a high ranking official for the United States National Security Agency made a post on Twitter about memes.

We sent them a private message. They never responded.

This is the video we sent:

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Archive:
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Papers:
- 2024-09-04 - Rundll32 and Phantom DLL lolbins, 32-bit version
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- 2024-08-04 - WhenFS - Using Google Calender as a Filesystem
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No updates today. We're just gonna kick back, relax, and play some Elder Scrolls

Hello,

Just because you did 1 thing for me 1 time does not make you a core contributor, volunteer, or member. It does not mean you're my friend, it does not mean you can list me as a reference.

Wake up. Stop making this weird.

We've had like, 6 people now say they're part of vx-underground because they personally assisted me like, one time, 3 years ago.

It's called doing someone a favor. It doesn't mean you can put it on a resume.

Also, these companies do background checks, and when they contact me via e-mail, or Telegram, or Discord, and say "do you know this person?" and send me your resume and photo, it makes you look like a giant jackass when I have to say "I have no idea who that is"

-smelly

Dear 'gay4smellyvx'

Yes, we can see your friend request and user activity. We will allow you to continue using your Call of Duty account — you're a funny person.

malware means malicious software

it does not mean MyAnimeList software

got a new office chair

(i work from home)

BREAKING: We've just been informed this was stolen from nixcraft and given to us. Nixcraft, we're so sorry, please don't beat us up after school

Babyvx is currently compiling. However, the compiler is poorly optimized and the estimated time remaining is roughly 6.5 months.

a video demonstration of modern day windows security patches

Dear gay4smellyvx,

It was a truly epic gamer move that you were cheating in Call of Duty. We're sorry for your loss.

R.I.P.

This person is lying on their resume and claiming to work for vx-underground. It makes zero sense.

1. vx-underground doesn't have contractors.
2. We don't have a security strategy
3. We don't have any sort of policies... or policy management
4. We don't do risk management, or risk assessments
5. We don't do compliance stuff. We have nothing to comply with
6. We don't do incident response
7. We don't do security awareness training
8. We don't deal with vendors
9. We don't do security monitoring, there is nothing to monitor
10. We don't do any sort of security governance, there is no one to report security governance to
11. We don't do continuous improvement

vx-underground is a free website, not a fortune 500 company.

Airliners now let you sit on the wings of the aircraft (or maybe this is a bug in the ticket purchasing software, hard to tell)

Good morning, evening, or night.

Instead of working today we're just going to scream out the window as loud as possible.

Thanks,

"why do you guys make such weird posts??"

Because we've been discussing malware, collecting malware, writing malware, reversing malware, reviewing malware, reading about malware — anything and everything malware for years.

It has fundamentally corrupted our minds

Schools need to stop teaching kids malware is like, 'trojans', and 'worms', etc. It's not 1996 anymore.

New malware types:
- Ransomware
- Loaders
- Information Stealers
- Piles of shit that doesn't work
- RATs