> YouTube prices go up
> Netflix prices go up
> Prices close to cable TV prices in the 2000's

Pirates of the Caribbean: Plex and Seedbox

Ah yes, the secret technique of physically mailing a physical asset through an e-mail address

Shoutout to the homies at the United States Department of Defense for keepin' it real. Whenever we test our code we also just smash on the keyboard.

Proof: https://archive.ph/aa3eD

United States adversaries trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind "asdfasdfasdf" (it's a secret code word) (it's actually an underpaid military person smashing the keyboard)

meanwhile on temu

We hope in the near future there will be dozens upon dozens of cybersecurity nerds who attribute the weird spooky malware people on Twitter for their career success (from giveaways, or the library)

Oh my God. It actually worked. Someone learned the password. It's a Christmas miracle.

Hello,

Some nerd messaged us saying their dog has spleen cancer and is asking for donations for medical care.

Please consider donating to doggie. Also, note it is donation protected so if you think it's sketchy you can get a refund.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-my-beloved-roxy-she-needs-surgery-treatme

500 drones each the size of fire trucks just busted through my living room ceiling

POV: you work in tech

There was a shooter in Wisconsin, United States. The shooter killed 2 people and left 6 injured.

The shooter is getting flamed online. Partially for the shooting, partially because the shooter published his manifesto on a Google doc and forgot to make it public.

Basterlord,

Я потерял вашу контактную информацию. Можете ли вы написать мне в Telegram? Вы знаете секретный пароль, который нужно использовать.

Thank you to the person who called us homosexuals from a compromised Italian government e-mail.

We haven't received an e-mail from a compromised government e-mail in a few months.

Today Lockbit ransomware group released a lengthy statement threatening Christopher Wray, the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Except... Christopher Wray resigned yesterday.

Announced his resignation***

Resign is misleading, implies effective immediately.

> need to find DM
> checks twitter DMs
* boss music starts playing *

ya im a professional malware analyst (i throw the sample in triage or virustotal and hope it tells me something)

> check emails
> email from breachedforum
> get called homosexual african american
> *scroll*
> another email from compromised italian gov email
> long manifesto
> ???