uploading malware in the morning

uploading malware in the evening

uploading malware at supper time

this was from a bagel bites commercial sometime in the late 90s. hasnt left my head in decades. please help

Still going beep boop on the virus exchange.

We've moved a total of 23,234,838 malware.

Writing malware isn't a crime.

Speeding through a school zone while drunk is a crime

tldr yt videos

In all seriousness, we've had a few people link us YouTube videos covering popular compromises by Threat Actors in a YouTube video essay-like format. It's really cool stuff — we're glad people are creating cool content designed for everyday normal people so they can get a glimpse in the cybersecurity ecosystem.

However, from our perspective, we can't watch these cybersecurity and/or malware related videos. It's like, we post about malware online, we do malware stuff for work-work, we do VXUG work, we research malware, collect malware, discuss malware, write malware, reverse malware, meme malware, cover malware news. Malware is our lives.

If malware seeps into our tiny little safe space of YouTube brain rot, we might all collectively end up in a psychiatric facility.

tl;dr malware all day, want to watch 30 second clips of cats on internet, need escape from malware when sleepy time

you can fit a lot of malware inside a computer

meant to type "del {malware_sample} in cmd

typed {malware_sample} with .exe extension

lol oopsie, detonated malware on vidya game box again

Yesterday Discord announced it will be introducing advertisements into its mobile version.

Instead of labeling them advertisements, Discord is labeling them "Video Quests". Completing "Video Quests" (watching advertisements) allow you to earn rewards.

Video Quests are optional

We've got 4 Rust Femboys living in a basement and if they stay there until they learn C, they all get a life time membership to CrunchyRoll

Mr Beast in 2017: *gives $1000 to pizza delivery people*

Mr Beast in 2025: *breaks pool stick over knee, throws on floor, demands 2 people fight to the death for entertainment*

webapp hackers watching every company switch to "vibe coders"

chat were bringing back 1=1 sql injections fr🙏💯

> tornado cash no longer sanctioned
> cuts to CISA
> fbi getting salad tossed
> companies hiring "vibe coders"

threat actors:

> tornado cash no longer sanctioned
> cuts to CISA
> fbi getting salad tossed
> companies hiring "vibe coders"

cybersecurity sales people: