you can fit a lot of malware inside a computer

meant to type "del {malware_sample} in cmd

typed {malware_sample} with .exe extension

lol oopsie, detonated malware on vidya game box again

Yesterday Discord announced it will be introducing advertisements into its mobile version.

Instead of labeling them advertisements, Discord is labeling them "Video Quests". Completing "Video Quests" (watching advertisements) allow you to earn rewards.

Video Quests are optional

We've got 4 Rust Femboys living in a basement and if they stay there until they learn C, they all get a life time membership to CrunchyRoll

Mr Beast in 2017: *gives $1000 to pizza delivery people*

Mr Beast in 2025: *breaks pool stick over knee, throws on floor, demands 2 people fight to the death for entertainment*

webapp hackers watching every company switch to "vibe coders"

chat were bringing back 1=1 sql injections fr🙏💯

> tornado cash no longer sanctioned
> cuts to CISA
> fbi getting salad tossed
> companies hiring "vibe coders"

threat actors:

> tornado cash no longer sanctioned
> cuts to CISA
> fbi getting salad tossed
> companies hiring "vibe coders"

cybersecurity sales people:

bug bounty nerds finding the 14,000th rfi bug of the day from the vibers of vibe coders

Hello, how are you?

I have to break some bad news (kind of).

Previously, b0t stepped down. Bradley is (sort of) stepped down — his Father is on his death bed and Bradley is acting as his primary caretaker. I'll also be gone soon. My son Smelly Smellington Jr will be born in May, 2025.

Our other staff members are part time, or only staff "as needed", so ... I don't know what the future holds for vx-underground.

This is not the end. This is turbulence. This project, website, things we do for fun, will always be around. But, I cannot ensure consistency like I have historically.

I see the comments criticizing us (or rather, me specifically), for the lack of focus on malware and instead primarily posting "memes". Sorry. I'm spread too thin. I also wish I had more focus on malware.

Anyway, I'm still working on restoring virus-dot-exchange. 24,000,000 malwares. Most updates soon.

Cheers,
- smelly smellington

Someone has done an excellent job collecting RATs and documenting them by version. They also included images.

A+ work. This is amazing (we're going to ingest this eventually)

https://github.com/Cryakl/Ultimate-RAT-Collection

Holy cow, this dude is cookin'. How do we hire this guy?

https://github.com/Cryakl/Ransomware-Database

uploading malware still, just chillin. have this kitty cat. ttyl

> wake up
> check email
> emails from compromised government emails
> Tunisia, Brunei, Tanzania, Argentina, Angola
> most are kitty cat pictures
> take a shit
> get out of bed