Hello,

For several years we've had people ask us something along the lines of, "what's your favorite paper?". Well, today I've begun putting together a "Best Of" list.

This isn't a complete list, I'll add more later.

https://vx-underground.org/Best%20Of

Hasherezade just unveiled another process injection method. There are probably 20 or 30 different process injection methods now, and nerds are still using CreateRemoteThread like it's 2005

me on the internet

We have discovered the krabby patty secret formula for making people give a fuck about cybersecurity research and news.

If you make a brief post explaining what has happened, or what a paper and/or code is doing, it will be ignored — even if you share a link.

However, if you make a post explaining what has happened, basically spoon feeding the subject or paper to the readers, your engagement rate will skyrocket.

SOME of you are really, really, REALLY lazy and can't be bothered to click a link. You want the information hyper-compressed and delivered on a golden-plate with little rose petals and cool and badass cat pictures.

4chan compromised by SoyJak Party people over some conflicts with raiding LGBT image boards — databases dumped, emails leaked, source code leaked

It's Tuesday

tl;dr nerds from /qa/ raided /lgbt/, mods got irritated, shut down /qa/. Nerds migrated to SoyJak Party instead.

SoyJak Party nerds discovered 4chan was using a dangerously outdated version of PHP and compromised the site. They were able to get access to virtually everything on the site. There is a thread on SoyJak Party about it

Drama escalated when moderators were discovered using emails as firstname-lastname with a .edu because it made it very easy for SoyJak Party nerds to find and meme 4chan moderators.

Drama only intensified more when SoyJak Party nerds memed and forged fake .gov email's into the 4chan moderator images shared. It result in hysteria as conspiracy theory nerds went off the deep end.

tldr tldr nerds raid some gay place, mods get mad, nerds go ballistic and all hell breaks loose

BreachForum domain not seized. I misread something from my daily drama nerds cycle I go through.

BreachForums is offline — nerds speculated it will be seized. Or maybe it's just infra problems, or something.

No one knows anything. I can't read

This random document fell off the back of a bus. Weird.

This random document which randomly fell off the back of a bus (randomly) says MITRE is no longer supporting the CVE program as of April 16th, 2025. Which is crazy, because this random document is dated April 15th, 2025.

what do u mean a website historically used for memeing and trolling forked and the memesters and trollsters decided to meme and troll?? how could this have happened???

Here is what's going to happen

SoyJak nerds will meme 4chan mods for awhile. In the midst of it YouTubers will make videos discussing it (MoistCritical, MeatCanyon, TurkeyTom, etc).

Then in like, a year, it'll kind of be back to normal

MoistCritical will probably name it, "The 4Chan situation is crazy". He'll open the video with a weird reference to semen, erections, or anime, then say "I'm not an expert on the subject". It'll conclude with "That's pretty much it, see ya".

Slop as a Service

Hold up — let 4chan speak. They're onto something here

Hi,

We've archived the MITRE CVE database. The CVE DB is free and open source on GitHub. However, we're providing a backup location for the data. We doubt it'll magically disintegrate in ash, but if it does we have a copy.

https://vx-underground.org/Archive/CVE

According to USASpending, MITRE has received approx. $1,500,000,000 since 2008 from the United States government.

We could survive approx. 30,000 years with that much money 😂😂😂