4chan compromised by SoyJak Party people over some conflicts with raiding LGBT image boards — databases dumped, emails leaked, source code leaked

It's Tuesday

tl;dr nerds from /qa/ raided /lgbt/, mods got irritated, shut down /qa/. Nerds migrated to SoyJak Party instead.

SoyJak Party nerds discovered 4chan was using a dangerously outdated version of PHP and compromised the site. They were able to get access to virtually everything on the site. There is a thread on SoyJak Party about it

Drama escalated when moderators were discovered using emails as firstname-lastname with a .edu because it made it very easy for SoyJak Party nerds to find and meme 4chan moderators.

Drama only intensified more when SoyJak Party nerds memed and forged fake .gov email's into the 4chan moderator images shared. It result in hysteria as conspiracy theory nerds went off the deep end.

tldr tldr nerds raid some gay place, mods get mad, nerds go ballistic and all hell breaks loose

BreachForum domain not seized. I misread something from my daily drama nerds cycle I go through.

BreachForums is offline — nerds speculated it will be seized. Or maybe it's just infra problems, or something.

No one knows anything. I can't read

This random document fell off the back of a bus. Weird.

This random document which randomly fell off the back of a bus (randomly) says MITRE is no longer supporting the CVE program as of April 16th, 2025. Which is crazy, because this random document is dated April 15th, 2025.

what do u mean a website historically used for memeing and trolling forked and the memesters and trollsters decided to meme and troll?? how could this have happened???

Here is what's going to happen

SoyJak nerds will meme 4chan mods for awhile. In the midst of it YouTubers will make videos discussing it (MoistCritical, MeatCanyon, TurkeyTom, etc).

Then in like, a year, it'll kind of be back to normal

MoistCritical will probably name it, "The 4Chan situation is crazy". He'll open the video with a weird reference to semen, erections, or anime, then say "I'm not an expert on the subject". It'll conclude with "That's pretty much it, see ya".

Slop as a Service

Hold up — let 4chan speak. They're onto something here

Hi,

We've archived the MITRE CVE database. The CVE DB is free and open source on GitHub. However, we're providing a backup location for the data. We doubt it'll magically disintegrate in ash, but if it does we have a copy.

https://vx-underground.org/Archive/CVE

According to USASpending, MITRE has received approx. $1,500,000,000 since 2008 from the United States government.

We could survive approx. 30,000 years with that much money 😂😂😂

We've been surviving for almost 6 years by begging nerds for spare change, sucking the dicks (and clits) of small business owners, and praying X payouts give us more than $50/month

For $500,000/yr we'd be a fuckin' MALWARE REPO MACHINE (3,000 years to spend $1,500,000,000)

If we got $1,000,000/yr (never will happen), vx-underground would transcend space and time, pull malware from the 4th dimension — we'd be producing malware content like we were in the Dragon Ball Z hyperbolic time chamber

If we had $1,000,000/yr, Bradley and I would travel to Russia to physically meet Lockbit in person and challenge him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel to end his operations

hello tiny people living inside my computer

X employees shared online they're rewriting the X DM system and naming it 'XChat' — which is strange because I recall using XChat sometime in the late 90's, or early 2000's

For those young ones reading this: XChat is an IRC client

For those young ones reading this: IRC is kind of like Discord, except way slimmed down, way less features but way more flexible and you can host a server yourself

People who are 18 years old, as of 2025, were born the same year as the release of Halo 3 — the same year the original iPhone was released when Steve Jobs was alive.

The people you will be interviewing in the next couple of years do not know a world without smart phones.

Anyway, let that echo in your head tonight when you're trying to sleep. 2007 was 18 years ago.