smelly gonna steal this one

In case you've missed it: for the past few weeks I've been having a psychiatric meltdown over recent legislation in the United Kingdom and European Union regarding their "Online Safety Act". I'll be spamming it in here now too because fuck the government(s). Fuck them trying to invade our privacy and fuck them for trying to tell us what to do online.

THATS 👏WHY 👏WE👏SUPPORT👏THE👏EFF👏

FUCK👏THE👏GOVERNMENT👏SPYING👏

FUCK👏THE👏GOVERNMENT👏

SUPPORT👏INTERNET👏ANONYMITY👏

DoNt SuPpOrT tHe EfF tHeYrE wOkE aNd LeFtISt

Okay.

Well, we're trying to DO SOMETHING. If you don't like the EFF, then DO SOMETHING else. Do something. Do LITERALLY ANYTHING. If you genuinely care about privacy, your digital anonymity, and your right as a free-willed human-being online, then DO SOMETHING. If there is an alternative to the EFF that you believe is not 'woke', please donate to them. If you think the EFF, or any other non-profit related to digital privacy is 'woke', then call your local representative.

At least TRY to DO SOMETHING.

Alternatively, let the government invade your privacy. Let the government control what you can and cannot see. Let the government determine what's good and what's not. Let the government think for you.

Want to visit Reddit? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to watch YouTube? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to listen to Spotify? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to play video games that may be "violent"? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to update some software on your computer? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to look at pornography? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to look at Wikipedia? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to visit a Discord server? The government needs to see your ID.

Want to use a search engine? The government needs to see your ID.

The government needs to know what music you listen to, what movies you watch, what YouTubers you like, which Wikipedia articles you're reading, what your sexual preferences are, what you're searching online, which video games you're playing, which podcasts you like, what subreddits you visit, what hobbies you enjoy, what you identify as politically.

This is all important information under the Online Safety Act. The government needs to know all of these things to keep you "safe". Don't worry, the government has your best interests in mind so they will decide what is "safe" and what is "not safe".

Lord, give me the strength to not go on yet another schizo rant about privacy laws in the United Kingdom and European Union

WERE JUST DRIVING AROUND SCANNING EVERYONES FACE. ITS TO FIND CRIMINALS. ITS OK. DONT WORRY. LET US SCAN YOUR FACE

(Fuck the United Kingdom government)

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4wy21dwkwo

It's literal propaganda.

First the government needed your ID and/or passport to "protect the children" from seeing bad things on the internet (they don't give a fuck about the kids).

Now they want your ID to stop people from cheating in video games. It's all lies.

Telegram chat, I've been busy dealing with my newborn but I'll be posting on Telegram more again.

The past few weeks I've been screaming "fuck the government" every other day, so besides memes, news, and updates to the malware library, prepare for me to schizo post about hating the government for trying to censor the internet.

The United Kingdom government says it needs to utilize "Facial Recognition" vans and the "Online Safety Act" to protect you and your children from criminals and dangerous things online.

Meanwhile, the government suggests deleting e-mails to save water.

Actual fucking morons

This is real. They're actually this fucking stupid.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/national-drought-group-meets-to-address-nationally-significant-water-shortfall

POV: You're in the United Kingdom and you visit Xitter. Thankfully, the United Kingdom legislation has protected you from DANGEROUS online material.

It was pictures from the Pokemon TV series and a cute dog pictures account (extremely dangerous material)

Context: a recent "study" suggested 73% of gamers would consider providing their government issued identification to video game vendors to prevent cheating.

If you're caught cheating you're banned based on your drivers license and/or passport.

(dont tell the government identity fraud exists) (itll turn into the com selling stolen identities for $3 to play fortnite)

Chat, do you like malware builders?

If your answer is 'Yes', 'No', or literally anything else, then I've got good news for you!

We synced more data from the homie Cryakl. We've got 654 unique malware builder families. 20GB worth of builders.

https://vx-underground.org/Builders

I very sincerely want to thank L0nelyH4ckers for featuring vx-underground on a DEFCON black badge. They didn't inform us this was going to be a thing, so it was very surprising.

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve this community of researchers, students, and morbidly curious, who surround us and send us silly cat pictures.

Thank you for the love and support.

To celebrate this wonderful occasion I am "open sourcing" more vx-underground artwork. Please make shirts, stickers, hats, ... whatever you'd like.

Please visit vx-underground and view the 'Art' directory. Inside of the 'Art' directory will be another directory with something we all like very much.

-smelly

Some of you are a bunch of lazy fucks. It's fucking vx-underground kitty cat pixel art stuff. It's literally just cats. Don't fucking DM me asking what it is. Jesus fuckin Christ

In 2024 I sent this video to the Director of the NSA.

They never replied.