Telegram chat, I've been busy dealing with my newborn but I'll be posting on Telegram more again.

The past few weeks I've been screaming "fuck the government" every other day, so besides memes, news, and updates to the malware library, prepare for me to schizo post about hating the government for trying to censor the internet.

The United Kingdom government says it needs to utilize "Facial Recognition" vans and the "Online Safety Act" to protect you and your children from criminals and dangerous things online.

Meanwhile, the government suggests deleting e-mails to save water.

Actual fucking morons

This is real. They're actually this fucking stupid.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/national-drought-group-meets-to-address-nationally-significant-water-shortfall

POV: You're in the United Kingdom and you visit Xitter. Thankfully, the United Kingdom legislation has protected you from DANGEROUS online material.

It was pictures from the Pokemon TV series and a cute dog pictures account (extremely dangerous material)

Context: a recent "study" suggested 73% of gamers would consider providing their government issued identification to video game vendors to prevent cheating.

If you're caught cheating you're banned based on your drivers license and/or passport.

(dont tell the government identity fraud exists) (itll turn into the com selling stolen identities for $3 to play fortnite)

Chat, do you like malware builders?

If your answer is 'Yes', 'No', or literally anything else, then I've got good news for you!

We synced more data from the homie Cryakl. We've got 654 unique malware builder families. 20GB worth of builders.

https://vx-underground.org/Builders

I very sincerely want to thank L0nelyH4ckers for featuring vx-underground on a DEFCON black badge. They didn't inform us this was going to be a thing, so it was very surprising.

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve this community of researchers, students, and morbidly curious, who surround us and send us silly cat pictures.

Thank you for the love and support.

To celebrate this wonderful occasion I am "open sourcing" more vx-underground artwork. Please make shirts, stickers, hats, ... whatever you'd like.

Please visit vx-underground and view the 'Art' directory. Inside of the 'Art' directory will be another directory with something we all like very much.

-smelly

Some of you are a bunch of lazy fucks. It's fucking vx-underground kitty cat pixel art stuff. It's literally just cats. Don't fucking DM me asking what it is. Jesus fuckin Christ

In 2024 I sent this video to the Director of the NSA.

They never replied.

Carolina Panthers Fan... right...? RIGHT?!

I’ve collected so many malware samples, malware research papers, malware source codes, and malware builders, I could probably open my own malware museum.

Adding new papers to the malware library. Please review them. They're cool and badass.

2024-06-06 - A fully functional NtCreateProcess mimicking Windows
2025-04-01 - Unhooking Linux EDRs
2025-07-31 - Notes on RAM_DISK_CONTEXT
2025-07-31 - Red Team Tactics Evading EDR on Linux with io_uring
2025-08-06 - Making a self-deleting executable
2025-08-06 - Linux - Living in the Namespace
2025-08-07 - Delete Shadow Copies Using The IOCTL_VOLSNAP_DELETE_SNAPSHOT IOCTL
2025-08-10 - Known issues with TaskList display names
2025-08-11 - Notes on SYSTEMTIME
2025-08-12 - Out-of-Bound SYSTEMTIME in Windows Explorer
2025-08-13 - LowNtReadFile proxy function
2025-06-17 - Uncovering the network outages of digital security products from SetTcpEntry to NsiSetAllParameters

You can literally just scrape everything off DoorDash; whatever is made "public" by default such as full name, profile picture, and local reviews.

DoorDash just gives it out for free

(image and information originally from X, Chaofan Shou)

TeaOnHer, the app meant to combat the infamous "TeaApp", is also a giant dumpster fire. It has been compromised.

THE DEVELOPER MADE HIS PASSWORD TO THE ADMIN PANEL "Password1!". IT WAS STORED IN PLAIN TEXT ON THE LANDING PAGE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

It's leaking nerds driver licenses too.

DAWG LOL STOP VIBE CODING

WHAT IS BRO YAPPIN ABOUT?! NONE OF THIS IS TRUE