Gayfemboy botnet uses the string “meowmeow” as a trigger to activate its backdoor functionality.

/me sighs

I name ONE project something silly and now I'm public enemy number 1. This is anti-kitty cat picture propaganda

August 14th we posted this and mocked, sayiny it was probably North Korea. Some people (for reasons I don't understand) said it was probably safe (it's not)

Thankfully, infrawatch_app went way out there way to investigate the company mentioned in the Reddit post (DSLRoot) and much more

The tl;dr:
- Guy in Belarus owns the company
- Owner travels between Minsk and Moscow
- He pays you $250/month to plug in devices
- He connects to it with Remote Desktop Software
- He sells network access to your home to other people
- Advertises on BlackHatWorld
- Random people use your residential IP for ???

More information (worth reading): https://infrawatch.app/blog/dslroot-us-proxy-investigation

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Microsoft deleted the AI slop

It was all thanks to you, Battousai

tldr Microsoft did some security announcement thing, they used cheap AI slop to illustrate it. It looked like shit. I had a psychiatric melt down that a company worth $3,700,000,000,000 used AI slop. Commenters also went schizo. Microsoft removed slop

Yay we won

Lots of frustration in the malware analysis and reverse engineering community.

It's been discovered a DEFCON talk, presentation, and the code which coincided with it, was AI slop. The talk itself had hallucinated terminology which (apparently) no one at DEFCON noticed.

Bad.

> 2025
> Artificial Intelligence
> Omnipotent all knowing software
> Can ask anything
> Infinite knowledge, ever growing
> Can assist with almost anything
> Limitless potential
> People try to fuck it

Word on the street is Cloudflare will release a report on a new WR for the largest DDoS in history at around 8.34Tbps

Is this truth? Or is it larp? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

We've been informed it was approx. 699,912 Cat-Pictures-Per-Second. Additionally, the DDoS was the result of ... and quote ... "unemployment".

Correction post*

ShinyHunters, or whoever the fuck compromised SalesForce, is leaking data on a newly created forum.

Previously I wrote they created the forum. However, that appears to be false. Or maybe it's true. I don't know. Nobody knows anything. Computers and attribution is for nerds. I assumed it was them because the fucking forum name is "breachsta-dot-rs", (BreachStars, a reference to PawnStars, or PornStars?) but only God knows.

I also say, "whoever the fuck compromised SalesForce", because it's a big stinky sloppy turd of attribution. This group schizo posts so much it's difficult to ascertain if they're 200iq moves, or a group of people overdosing on narcotics.

This is probably some extortion shit, I don't know bro. Let's see what happens next, next time on Dragon Ball Z

Tired of seeing people online complain about their inability to lose weight.

I lost 12lbs in just a few days all naturally. Let me tell you how.

Saturday night I stopped at the gas station to get some energy drinks. They also sell really sketchy burritos there too. It was the end of the day and the cashier had commented to someone else they're going to throw away all of the food.

I interjected and said, "If you're going to throw it away, can I have it? Im hungry as hell".

He obliged and told me I could grab whatever I wanted. However, he told me the food had been out all day so he wasn't sure how good the food was. I told him it wasn't a problem.

The food was delicious. A little greasy and crusty, but it was delicious.

Subsequently, Sunday morning, I had extreme abdominal pain. It was crippling. I was unable to do anything other than sit on the toilet and be in pain due to the violent and painful diarrhea.

The diarrhea lasted Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and partially today. During that time I was unable to eat anything because it made me throw up.

I successfully lost 12lbs. All natural, no shortcuts, no "ozempic", no fad diets. I lost weight the way our forefathers had historically — dysentery.

What's your excuse?

I'm going to share some cybersecurity news and I am going to request that you, the reader, try to remain civil in the comment section. Anytime this particular country is mentioned the comment section immediately turns into a shit storm.

Yesterday United States Politicians James Comer and Nancy Mace, which are part of the United States sub-committee on cyber security, Information Technology, and innovation, sent an Information Request to the Chief Executive Officer of Wikimedia (which owns and operates Wikipedia).

Comer and Mace suspect Wikipedia may intentionally place bias against Israel associated entities, such as the Anti-Defamation League.

The sub-committee is requesting information on editors because, they question if Wikimedia is doing due diligent to .. and as a direct quote, "thwart intentional, organized efforts to inject bias into important and sensitive topics.”

Additionally, the sub-committee writes, “Multiple studies and reports have highlighted efforts to manipulate information on the Wikipedia platform for propaganda aimed at Western audiences,”

In summary, the sub-committee is questioning Wikimedia on editors, and on the organization as itself, as they believe they may be intentionally inserting anti-Israel bias into the platform specifically regarding the Anti-Defamation League and the Israel-Palestine conflict.

Furthermore, the sub-committee is concerned with pro-Kremlin and anti-Ukraine propaganda. The sub-committee states, because AI models train on Wikimedia data, this suspected bias will inevitably be ingested into Artificial Intelligence platforms and potentially perpetuate propaganda.

On the other side of the spectrum, political commentators and social media users, question the legitimacy of the sub-committees information request. They have argued this is an intimidation tactic being performed against Wikimedia for simply writing things they believe the United States government, or Israel government, do not want made public.

Is this a legitimate request to stop anti-Israel propaganda? Is this pro-Israel politicians strong arming a non-profit? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

When the "American" "student" asks for help and uses the word "kindly".

Fuck it

We making YouTube videos explaining malware concepts for noobs in a Sam O'nella Academy style

2d shit graphics, drawn shittily, core concepts, dumbed down but not patronizing

No fucking bullshit slop YouTube shit

Lots of discussion on social media today, people hypothesizing the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, has died.

They are thinking this based off Pentagon Pizza delivery orders, lack of appearances lately, and other stuff

Let me remind you of something.

I'm aware some of you have had problems downloading from our virus exchange. The error message reported was KEY NOT FOUND.

Upon investigation, we have discovered I have accidentally misplaced 12,000,000 malwares.

Where the hell did I put that malware

Update: Donald J. Trump confirmed not dead