> 2025
> Artificial Intelligence
> Omnipotent all knowing software
> Can ask anything
> Infinite knowledge, ever growing
> Can assist with almost anything
> Limitless potential
> People try to fuck it

Word on the street is Cloudflare will release a report on a new WR for the largest DDoS in history at around 8.34Tbps

Is this truth? Or is it larp? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

We've been informed it was approx. 699,912 Cat-Pictures-Per-Second. Additionally, the DDoS was the result of ... and quote ... "unemployment".

Correction post*

ShinyHunters, or whoever the fuck compromised SalesForce, is leaking data on a newly created forum.

Previously I wrote they created the forum. However, that appears to be false. Or maybe it's true. I don't know. Nobody knows anything. Computers and attribution is for nerds. I assumed it was them because the fucking forum name is "breachsta-dot-rs", (BreachStars, a reference to PawnStars, or PornStars?) but only God knows.

I also say, "whoever the fuck compromised SalesForce", because it's a big stinky sloppy turd of attribution. This group schizo posts so much it's difficult to ascertain if they're 200iq moves, or a group of people overdosing on narcotics.

This is probably some extortion shit, I don't know bro. Let's see what happens next, next time on Dragon Ball Z

Tired of seeing people online complain about their inability to lose weight.

I lost 12lbs in just a few days all naturally. Let me tell you how.

Saturday night I stopped at the gas station to get some energy drinks. They also sell really sketchy burritos there too. It was the end of the day and the cashier had commented to someone else they're going to throw away all of the food.

I interjected and said, "If you're going to throw it away, can I have it? Im hungry as hell".

He obliged and told me I could grab whatever I wanted. However, he told me the food had been out all day so he wasn't sure how good the food was. I told him it wasn't a problem.

The food was delicious. A little greasy and crusty, but it was delicious.

Subsequently, Sunday morning, I had extreme abdominal pain. It was crippling. I was unable to do anything other than sit on the toilet and be in pain due to the violent and painful diarrhea.

The diarrhea lasted Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and partially today. During that time I was unable to eat anything because it made me throw up.

I successfully lost 12lbs. All natural, no shortcuts, no "ozempic", no fad diets. I lost weight the way our forefathers had historically — dysentery.

What's your excuse?

I'm going to share some cybersecurity news and I am going to request that you, the reader, try to remain civil in the comment section. Anytime this particular country is mentioned the comment section immediately turns into a shit storm.

Yesterday United States Politicians James Comer and Nancy Mace, which are part of the United States sub-committee on cyber security, Information Technology, and innovation, sent an Information Request to the Chief Executive Officer of Wikimedia (which owns and operates Wikipedia).

Comer and Mace suspect Wikipedia may intentionally place bias against Israel associated entities, such as the Anti-Defamation League.

The sub-committee is requesting information on editors because, they question if Wikimedia is doing due diligent to .. and as a direct quote, "thwart intentional, organized efforts to inject bias into important and sensitive topics.”

Additionally, the sub-committee writes, “Multiple studies and reports have highlighted efforts to manipulate information on the Wikipedia platform for propaganda aimed at Western audiences,”

In summary, the sub-committee is questioning Wikimedia on editors, and on the organization as itself, as they believe they may be intentionally inserting anti-Israel bias into the platform specifically regarding the Anti-Defamation League and the Israel-Palestine conflict.

Furthermore, the sub-committee is concerned with pro-Kremlin and anti-Ukraine propaganda. The sub-committee states, because AI models train on Wikimedia data, this suspected bias will inevitably be ingested into Artificial Intelligence platforms and potentially perpetuate propaganda.

On the other side of the spectrum, political commentators and social media users, question the legitimacy of the sub-committees information request. They have argued this is an intimidation tactic being performed against Wikimedia for simply writing things they believe the United States government, or Israel government, do not want made public.

Is this a legitimate request to stop anti-Israel propaganda? Is this pro-Israel politicians strong arming a non-profit? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

When the "American" "student" asks for help and uses the word "kindly".

Fuck it

We making YouTube videos explaining malware concepts for noobs in a Sam O'nella Academy style

2d shit graphics, drawn shittily, core concepts, dumbed down but not patronizing

No fucking bullshit slop YouTube shit

Lots of discussion on social media today, people hypothesizing the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, has died.

They are thinking this based off Pentagon Pizza delivery orders, lack of appearances lately, and other stuff

Let me remind you of something.

I'm aware some of you have had problems downloading from our virus exchange. The error message reported was KEY NOT FOUND.

Upon investigation, we have discovered I have accidentally misplaced 12,000,000 malwares.

Where the hell did I put that malware

Update: Donald J. Trump confirmed not dead

Yesterday the United States Department of Justice did a press release on the arrest of 27-year-old Dong Hwan Kim of California.

Mr. Kim was identified as being a member of the infamous 764 group.

Per the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Joint Terrorism Task Force (FBI JTTF), 764 is now identified as an NVE (Nihilistic Violent Extremist) group. In summary, 764 is a pedophilia group.

Between 2022 and 2025, Mr. Kim allegedly groomed and extorted underage women between the (approx.) ages of 12 and 15 to perform various sexual acts for him. If they did not perform the sexual acts for him he would extort them by threatening them, their friends, or family.

Mr. Kim allegedly sodomized a teenage girl and physically abused her animals. It is unknown how many times these acts occurred. Per court records some victims may not have been fully transparent.

When Mr. Kim was raided by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation California division, Mr. Kim's computer was found to possess CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) footage. The contents of the footage are discussed in the court documents.

I will not be sharing the evidence details because the footage described, and the abuse Mr. Kim allegedly inflicted on young teenage girls, is putrid and vile.

Some of Mr. Kim's victims were international, residing outside the United States, which hampered the investigation processes. Mr. Kim however, knowingly or unknowingly, accelerated the investigation process by performing all of these crimes using Discord.

Mr. Kim actively sought teenage victims on Discord. On one occasion Mr. Kim joined a Discord server, tagged everyone using the -at-everyone command, and asked if there were any minors interested in exchanging pornographic material for Discord Nitro.

Per court records, Mr. Kim's Discord MFA was his personal cell phone number. Mr. Kim also made payments toward Discord (and his victims) using his actual credit card which used his full legal name. Furthermore, for reasons not stated in court documents, on some occasion(s), Mr. Kim provided victims with his full physical address.

Mr. Kim tried to obfuscate his tracks by deleting his Discord account. This made no difference because the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation was able to obtain the deleted data from Discord.

Thank you to Seamus Hughes for sharing this court document and/or information with me.

Oh, I forgot to tally up the time he's facing based on the charges in the court document, but it's like, 80 years or something, I don't know. Even if he makes a plea deal he won't be released from prison until like, 2105. He's fucked

Telegram specific post.

I'd like to inform all of you that when I was younger, the absolute slum of the internet was efnet on IRC. It was the gutter. I now believe, with 100% certainty, the new internet slum is the com-scene. Anytime I stumble across anything com-related it's pure degeneracy.

The split second I come across a com chatroom someone is breaking the law. The com is like, ... the internet hood.

Com-scene challenge: go .2 seconds without someone breaking the law (impossible)

My observations of the com.

Everyone (apparently) falls into one of categories:
1. A larp (they're a liar)
2. "Poor", they haven't committed enough crime, or something
3. A Fed, they haven't committed enough crime, or something
4. ??? (someone who isn't any of the other 3 categories, will call you the N-word and flash a bunch of money)

It is possible (somehow) for someone to be all 4 of these at the same time. I don't understand it, but thats how it goes apparently.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Oh, this is actually kind of important:

I forgot to say, petikvx has a lot of our malware ingestion and distribution stuff automated now. I haven't been announcing malware sample stuff because it's been automagically working and doing it's thing.

I'll probably just share the final result of stuff at the end of month. But, on average, we're bringing in like ... 10,000 malware samples a day ... ish? so like, 300,000+- malwares a month.

Very cool. Thank you, Petik. I love you.

Due to insanely high demand (like 50 people asked), I am re-uploading the cat picture collection.

It is 164gb, over 110,000 images.

This is "unsanitized", meaning the collection does have some photos of doggies, horsies, bunny rabbits, etc. It is like, 98% cats

Chat, I've got good news.

A person named "yjb" also collects cats. They've donated an additional 93Gb of cat pictures. This brings the collection size to 256Gb of cat pictures.

THAT'S A LOT OF CATS