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GM! I'm working on my snowglobe and waiting for beach time. Have some whelptunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2lAoXsJ-tE
I have 15 minutes of footage from that remake, the new hexen episode. It's an ok remake. But I have other mods of Hexen that I enjoy.
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craaaaaaaaaaap I just remembered my blackguard playthrough and how I haven't edited the video yet.
My time working with blender, which seems to be sentient and actively trying to piss me off every time I use it, has made me not just appreciate 3D artists as my betters, but realize these people are more than artists: they are unflinching, brutal conquerers who break this software's bones and command it to work. One part Picasso, one part Ghengis Khan.
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Oh dear, I was so busy yesterday with the dragon snowglobe (and also palworld) that I forgot to say GM! 😱
Blender tried to crash my computer. Unforgivable.
Loaded up the bust of the spookyposter to experiment with something. I'm hollowing it out (saves on resin)
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aannnd chitubox crashed. Well screw you too
My current plans for the ice dragon: Get this damnable thing off my desk so I can move on to other things and stop worrying so much. >:(
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Next objective: Go to bed.
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Alright, so blender won't let me connect my armitures without making pieces of my model disappear!? Fine. I don't need it all to be connected for the snowglobe anyway. Eat Dragon Shit and live, you crippled orc!
Whelp tunes. This is how I feel dealing with blender's bullshit. To the blender program that is standing between me and my snowglobe, I have a very simple message: You are a crippled indian/orc halfbreed. Eat dragon shit and live with the shame for a thousand years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrFR3QG9J84
O blender, you are born from Satan's anus after a bad taco tuesday in india.
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Your hideous face makes children gouge their own eyes out, and you smell like you copulate with barn animals.
Ode to Blender

O blender, insufferable blender.
Your code is born of Hell's most terrible pajeets.
Your interface is as hideous as your mother.
Your mirror modifier is broken.
Your remesh modifier holds my computer hostage
Had you a nervous system, I'd put a cigarette out in your hand.
Had you a face, I'd insult you to it.
Had you a smell, it would be like a barnyard animal rapist
Had you a personality, I'd banish you to reddit.
You withhold my prize like water from a man in the desert.
You fight as if you had anything worth fighting for.
and to quote the thespian super mutants of fallout: "You hit like a radroach."