Alright, so blender won't let me connect my armitures without making pieces of my model disappear!? Fine. I don't need it all to be connected for the snowglobe anyway. Eat Dragon Shit and live, you crippled orc!
Whelp tunes. This is how I feel dealing with blender's bullshit. To the blender program that is standing between me and my snowglobe, I have a very simple message: You are a crippled indian/orc halfbreed. Eat dragon shit and live with the shame for a thousand years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrFR3QG9J84
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Spec Ops: The Line Music - Sand Coffin
Unreleased music track from the game. Labeled as "Sand Coffin" in the game's files.
Music produced by Elia Cmiral. Plays when your trying to escape Radioman's Tower.
Music produced by Elia Cmiral. Plays when your trying to escape Radioman's Tower.
O blender, you are born from Satan's anus after a bad taco tuesday in india.
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Your hideous face makes children gouge their own eyes out, and you smell like you copulate with barn animals.
Ode to Blender
O blender, insufferable blender.
Your code is born of Hell's most terrible pajeets.
Your interface is as hideous as your mother.
Your mirror modifier is broken.
Your remesh modifier holds my computer hostage
Had you a nervous system, I'd put a cigarette out in your hand.
Had you a face, I'd insult you to it.
Had you a smell, it would be like a barnyard animal rapist
Had you a personality, I'd banish you to reddit.
You withhold my prize like water from a man in the desert.
You fight as if you had anything worth fighting for.
and to quote the thespian super mutants of fallout: "You hit like a radroach."
O blender, insufferable blender.
Your code is born of Hell's most terrible pajeets.
Your interface is as hideous as your mother.
Your mirror modifier is broken.
Your remesh modifier holds my computer hostage
Had you a nervous system, I'd put a cigarette out in your hand.
Had you a face, I'd insult you to it.
Had you a smell, it would be like a barnyard animal rapist
Had you a personality, I'd banish you to reddit.
You withhold my prize like water from a man in the desert.
You fight as if you had anything worth fighting for.
and to quote the thespian super mutants of fallout: "You hit like a radroach."
The closer I get to finishing this model, the angrier I get. Because the thing is fighting like it's the third monkey on the ramp to noah's ark.
"Oh you exported this object with all it's armature? Lol I'm not going to work when you import it!" Alright, you want to play dirty? Let's play dirty then...
All I wanted was a snowglobe, but this thing wanted a war. Well, unfortunately for you, Blender, I can accomidate. Time to die.
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I have a screenshot of what I'm doing and Whelptunes. Don't screw with me, Blender. You pull a knife, I pull two guns. You send one of my guys to the hospital, I take three of your guys alive and torture them for fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLzUvDAQz20
I saved the dragon file away in a separate blender file so I can try and fix the armature at a later date. But for now, I'm giving this thing the spanking it deserves.
Forwarded from Whelp's Workshop
My hands are stained with blender's blood this day, and my tongue is cooled with its anguish.
Blender crashed my computer. You know, I was just going to remesh this thing and call it a day. But it clearly hasn't learned its place. So we're going right to the end!