I need to get into a head-on collision with a cop at 140mph in my shitty beater car immediately

Stop dropping your fucking hands you dumb bitch anyone who's actually fought would pop your head in half a second

God I love beef. Nothing beats a good steak slathered in butter and chased with some milk

> Turn car on
> All diagnostic lights turn on as usual
> They don't turn off

Bought the onion that was genetically engineered by the CIA to be a bioweapon which melts your face off