God I love beef. Nothing beats a good steak slathered in butter and chased with some milk

> Turn car on
> All diagnostic lights turn on as usual
> They don't turn off

Bought the onion that was genetically engineered by the CIA to be a bioweapon which melts your face off

The office printer seeing the IT Team trying to print thousands of BitLocker keys

Stock exchange opened. It appears CrowdStrike share holders are relatively concerned.

lol

Winblows users btfo once again

CrowdStike PR trying to apologize to enraged IT nerds