Stop dropping your fucking hands you dumb bitch anyone who's actually fought would pop your head in half a second

God I love beef. Nothing beats a good steak slathered in butter and chased with some milk

> Turn car on
> All diagnostic lights turn on as usual
> They don't turn off

Bought the onion that was genetically engineered by the CIA to be a bioweapon which melts your face off

The office printer seeing the IT Team trying to print thousands of BitLocker keys

Stock exchange opened. It appears CrowdStrike share holders are relatively concerned.

lol