Speaking of, got a premonition while eating lunch today. Winter will come early, and it will be bitterly cold. Cold enough to chill your very soul. There will be a happening a week before Christmas, and it will be big

Hellweek 1 over, Hellweek 2 starts Monday

Got damn Louis isn't fucking around anymore lmao

24oz of Costco sangria consumed

24oz to go

Something in my oven must have burnt onto the thing because there is no reason my baked chicken Alfredo & noodle should taste this burnt

Happy Saturday everyone

I may ruin my shoulders, my fingers might bleed, my ankles may give out but by God almighty those groceries are being brought in in one go

I want to be chillin like this bird

Nothing better than 3-5 shots on a random Saturday

Wtf pmao

>you WILL NOT ask people for directions to your house even though you already know them perfectly
>you WILL NOT look around before jerking off even though you live alone
>you WILL NOT go to the woods 2 and a half hours past midnight to scream for help even though you're completely safe
>you WILL NOT turn off the router and then genuinely wonder why the Internet isn't working

>you WILL be rational, and you WILL be happy

What did they mean by this

7 now I believe

Loss of fine motor function achieved, we are now chilling