I NEED this now

The time for Santa is now

YouTube has put me in gay baby jail. In retaliation, I will now use free frontends exclusively and do all I can to drain Google's resources

Let he who does not be wildin' out cast the first stone

Once I get home I'm going to wintermax harder than any whiteboi ever has, mark my words

Making gumbo rn

Marinated pork roast & mushroom for max umami, will throw a chunck of demi-glace in later. Need to make the dark roux and start stewing everything

Gonna boil it for 15-20 minutes so the roux thickens and then season to taste. I'm excited to taste the final product

Super metroid is still the best metroid. Metroid Dread goes in 2nd place

Of the 2d metroids I've played, it's my second favorite. That being said, it's probably tied with the GBA one where you get molested by the x parasites and have to avoid the SA-X. That was fun, if a bit linear (although dread has this problem too)

I enjoyed the random shinespark puzzles, but I did not enjoy being unable to pick up upgrades early if you lacked the base thing (like power bombs)

Half of the fun of super metroid is doing everything out of order. The game doesn't care if you get to kraid without the high jump boots, it just assumes you can deal with it if you're able to make the jump, which is cool as hell. Modern games could never

NOOO MY SPATULA FELL IN THR GUMBO 😭😭😭

let's just agree on the fact that healthy feminine women are awesome regardless and call it a day

i guess that is true