🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️ NATO CONFIRMS: both Putin and Macron own a red petje

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️The probability that Kiev will start a military operation aimed at slapping balls in Donbass is real and high - Peskov

I can confirm this.

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Yellow City was utterly destroyed. All part of the Tristate City plan to make Brabant part of Holland/Belgium.

New reports say the missiles have missed Maaskantje and hit neutral Schijndel, flattening the town completly.

🇳🇱🇧🇪⚡️As a result of the Yellow/Geel city bombing, Mr. Moens, chairman of the Flemish movement, has announced that the Belgian government will "sneed" in the very near future - Reuters

🇺🇦⚡️Ukraine withdraws from CIS battle droid manufacturing planet

🇳🇱💥 Reports of a loud explosion in The Bush, North-Brabant

Local netizen (grindhoven region) clarified that it was just Annabel Nanninga taking a shit during a visit to the city

🇸🇪⚡️ The Swedish government is not going to apply for NATO membership. This was stated by Minister of Foreign Affairs Ann Linde. In Parliament, she expressed her government's wishes to be raped by Somalians instead.

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️"We will grab Russia by the balls until they are sterile" - Ukrainian president Zelensky

🇩🇪🇳🇱⚡️admin is heading off to lidl. Anyone need anything?

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmitry Kuleba demanded that a "emergency meeting" of the OSCE Permanent Council and the OSCE Forum for Security Cooperation be held within 48 hours due to the actions of certain Russian military personnel. Kuleba explained that he saw Russian soldiers "vent" and that he considers it very "sus".

cheers ✋🏻