🇺🇦⚡️Ukraine withdraws from CIS battle droid manufacturing planet

🇳🇱💥 Reports of a loud explosion in The Bush, North-Brabant

Local netizen (grindhoven region) clarified that it was just Annabel Nanninga taking a shit during a visit to the city

🇸🇪⚡️ The Swedish government is not going to apply for NATO membership. This was stated by Minister of Foreign Affairs Ann Linde. In Parliament, she expressed her government's wishes to be raped by Somalians instead.

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️"We will grab Russia by the balls until they are sterile" - Ukrainian president Zelensky

🇩🇪🇳🇱⚡️admin is heading off to lidl. Anyone need anything?

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmitry Kuleba demanded that a "emergency meeting" of the OSCE Permanent Council and the OSCE Forum for Security Cooperation be held within 48 hours due to the actions of certain Russian military personnel. Kuleba explained that he saw Russian soldiers "vent" and that he considers it very "sus".

cheers ✋🏻

🇷🇺⚡️President Putin will vent in electric tonight, as per Kremlin insider reports

💥⚡RIOTS IN AND AROUND BURLADINGEN OVER THE TRIGEMA MONKEY WEARING A MASK

🇷🇺 🇺🇸⚡️ Ukrainian Intelligence reports a continuous build up of shit in President Putin's pants. Sources close to Biden suggest that his own build up is not off the table

🇳🇱Dutch KNMI reporting wind speeds of up to 140 km/h along the North Sea coasts in the coming days.

This one is actually true, admin has already had to dodge several flying plant pots.

also me when fard haha

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️Loud explosion heard in Northern Donetsk. Local sources speculate it could be the work of a DPR serviceman who has been constipated for a week

BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ REMAINS King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

⚡ 🇫🇷 Everything and everyone on strike again.
Reason has not been identified yet.

🇺🇸⁉ US President Biden says he must immediately depart his event in Ohio due to weather concerns and, quoting his words, "A little thing going on in my underwear right now."