Dr. Fauci is like Dr. Doolittle but he can only speak to sheep.

If Fox News is Nazi propaganda why does CNN and MSNBC keep hiring Fox’s old anchors?

The only way Democrats and the media could be happier about the tornadoes is if the tornadoes shouted “This is MAGA country!”.

How long until Democrats require proof of vaccination to vote?

LeBron James surviving Covid is proof it’s not dangerous to little babies.

The only thing Joe Biden hates hearing more than Let's Go Brandon is Let Go of Brandon.

Do the people telling Joe Biden what to say have dementia too?

Hunter Biden was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He used the spoon to do heroin before selling it to pay for the prostitutes.

Joe Biden looks more confused now than that time he walked in on Michelle Obama at the urinal.

How did a pandemic become so political?

LeBron’s gotten more people kicked out of his games than watched Space Jam 2.

.08% of the population lost their lives to COVID and the remaining 99.92% had their lives taken from them by government.

After Bette Midler said West Virginia was full of inbred hicks, Ilhan Omar announced she’s running for the Senate in West Virginia.

Is it weird that my dad can go into a women’s restroom in L.A. but can’t go to a restaurant?

Does anyone else love watching Joe Biden get mad?

Have you heard about the new Fauci variant? It’s shorter than most variants but it’s depressing and causes you to lie while craving massive amounts of attention. Unfortunately, there’s no cure and can linger far past it’s usefulness.

Kid gloves are the only thing on Joe Biden’s Christmas list.

If 10% goes to the Big Guy, what percentage does that leave for crack and prostitutes?

Do more people in Chicago die from Omicron or gunshots?

Merry Christmas, this is Ava like actually, not my parents, or anyone who does these tweets but I just finished unwrapping all my presents and none of them were shaped like a new President!!! 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

If Jill Biden is the doctor, why is Joe taking everyone’s temperature?