✨Here Are Flirty Pickup Lines for Texting☺️
🐊 I’m going to snap you right up.
🙉 that’s me blocking out the sound of anyone’s texts but yours.
👠 Hey, I think you dropped this at the ball last night.
🍋 this is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.
💑 I’m from the future. <- That’s us a month from now.
👽 Getting your number feels otherworldly.
I’ve been burning up for you. ❤️🔥
Are your initials TNT? ‘Cause, that picture is the bomb. com. 💣
🤷 Can you help me find my mind? I seem to lose it around you.
👩🌾 I’m done hoe-ing around. Let’s get to know each other.
#pickupline
🐊 I’m going to snap you right up.
🙉 that’s me blocking out the sound of anyone’s texts but yours.
👠 Hey, I think you dropped this at the ball last night.
🍋 this is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.
💑 I’m from the future. <- That’s us a month from now.
👽 Getting your number feels otherworldly.
I’ve been burning up for you. ❤️🔥
Are your initials TNT? ‘Cause, that picture is the bomb. com. 💣
🤷 Can you help me find my mind? I seem to lose it around you.
👩🌾 I’m done hoe-ing around. Let’s get to know each other.
#pickupline
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°• Food-Related Corny Pick Up Lines 🍙
1️⃣"If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”
2️⃣ “You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”
3️⃣ “I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”
4️⃣ “The two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because you’re hot and I’m ready.”
5️⃣ “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
6️⃣ “Do you ever go to the kitchen and realize you’re the tastiest snack you have?”
7️⃣ “Do you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?”
8️⃣ “My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”
9️⃣ “Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?”
1️⃣🕛 “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?”
#pickupline
1️⃣"If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”
2️⃣ “You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”
3️⃣ “I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”
4️⃣ “The two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because you’re hot and I’m ready.”
5️⃣ “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
6️⃣ “Do you ever go to the kitchen and realize you’re the tastiest snack you have?”
7️⃣ “Do you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?”
8️⃣ “My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”
9️⃣ “Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?”
1️⃣🕛 “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?”
#pickupline
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Have I mentioned that I'm writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it's missing your number.
#pickupline
#pickupline
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Best 6 Pickup Lines 🐥
-- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- You must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again
#pickupline
-- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- You must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again
#pickupline
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*I’m sorry, i have a boyfriend*
That’s cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here’s my number.
#pickupline
That’s cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here’s my number.
#pickupline
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Think great, think positive, think beautiful... I agree, that's a lot to think about... But I can offer you a shortcut - all you need is to think about me! 😌
#pickupline
#pickupline
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Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?👀
The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it😂😶🌫️
#pickupline
The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it😂😶🌫️
#pickupline
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