I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

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Bae: what do you want to do tonight?

Me: 🤷‍♂️

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°• Food-Related Corny Pick Up Lines 🍙

1️⃣"If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”

2️⃣ “You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”

3️⃣ “I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”

4️⃣ “The two of us together make a Little Caesars. Because you’re hot and I’m ready.”

5️⃣ “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

6️⃣ “Do you ever go to the kitchen and realize you’re the tastiest snack you have?”

7️⃣ “Do you like raisins? Well, how would you feel about a date?”

8️⃣ “My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”

9️⃣ “Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?”

1️⃣🕛 “How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?”

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Me: do u believe angels have wings?
Her:yes
Me: so where is yours?

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Have I mentioned that I'm writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it's missing your number.

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Best 6 Pickup Lines 🐥

-- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

- You must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again

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You better start loving yourself, or else I will do it for you.

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Mood😎

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*I’m sorry, i have a boyfriend*

That’s cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here’s my number.

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Think great, think positive, think beautiful... I agree, that's a lot to think about... But I can offer you a shortcut - all you need is to think about me! 😌

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Hey uh are you lingo?

because i think we make pretty good duo

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Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?👀

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it😂😶‍🌫️

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°• A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.😭❤️

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