Have I mentioned that I'm writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it's missing your number.
#pickupline
#pickupline
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Best 6 Pickup Lines 🐥
-- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- You must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again
#pickupline
-- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- You must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again
#pickupline
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*I’m sorry, i have a boyfriend*
That’s cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here’s my number.
#pickupline
That’s cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here’s my number.
#pickupline
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Think great, think positive, think beautiful... I agree, that's a lot to think about... But I can offer you a shortcut - all you need is to think about me! 😌
#pickupline
#pickupline
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Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?👀
The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it😂😶🌫️
#pickupline
The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it😂😶🌫️
#pickupline
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How do I reply ?
U be the surfer, ill be the waves. Ill get u wet and u can ride me for hours
#pickupline
U be the surfer, ill be the waves. Ill get u wet and u can ride me for hours
#pickupline
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