You better start loving yourself, or else I will do it for you.

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Mood😎

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*I’m sorry, i have a boyfriend*

That’s cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here’s my number.

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Think great, think positive, think beautiful... I agree, that's a lot to think about... But I can offer you a shortcut - all you need is to think about me! 😌

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Hey uh are you lingo?

because i think we make pretty good duo

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Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?👀

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it😂😶‍🌫️

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°• A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.😭❤️

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Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

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How do I reply ?

U be the surfer, ill be the waves. Ill get u wet and u can ride me for hours

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Girl, are you Ukraine?

Cos I’ve got something to PUTIN you

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

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