In the 3rd & Final reading of the MAD Censorship Bill, MP Alex Hawke goes into detail on just how dire Albanese’s totalitarian laws will be to Aussies.

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"Breaking: @SkyNews just deleted this video by their Amsterdam correspondent @AlicePorterTV posted to Twitter, without public explanation. I saved a copy.

The video explains the truth about the Israeli football hooligans who went on a racist rampage in the city this week. Watch:"

Source: https://x.com/AsaWinstanley/status/1855243480928260514

H/T to Katharine Gun for posting Asa's tweet. I downloaded his video from X in case people are not on there, hence can't link KG's post above, but you can find it here https://news.1rj.ru/str/alwaysfollowyourconscience/3760

Save the video evidence!

CRISPR Nobelists surrender their own European patents - Nature Biotechnology

How many of you remember who I said actually discovered the Cas-9 enzyme, way back in series one of Epics, wars and maybe alien tech?
Looks like the truth is finally catching up to Doudna and Co at long last

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Ibn al Qayyim رحمه الله said,

“The comfort of the body is in eating little food, and the comfort of the soul is in having little sins, and the comfort of the tongue is in speaking a little.”

[Zaad al Ma’aad | Vl.4 Pg.186]
🤍❤🤍

👑BE DISCIPLINED 👑

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The Maid's Raise

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset...

The wife asked,

"Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better in bed than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

How not to answer this question!

Wife: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Me: "You promise not to get mad no matter what I say?"

Wife: "Yes"

Me: "I fucked your sister"

God decides it’s finally time to send Jesus back to Earth...

*poof* All of a sudden, Jesus finds himself on the side of a road in the middle of rural America.

He sticks out his thumb for a ride and before long a man in a truck stops to give him a lift.

Not revealing his true identity, Jesus thanks the man for stopping.

Jesus: Wow thank you sir, so many people just ignored me standing there.

Man: don’t worry about it! That’s just what good people do.

After a few minutes driving the man leans over,

Man: Hey, I have this sandwich here, ya want some?

Jesus: wow, thank you sir, that’s so kind of you! I’d love some.

A few more minutes pass and the man leans over again,

Man: Hey I have a few beers in the cooler back there, want one?

Amazed by the man’s kindness Jesus replies,

Jesus: wow sure! I’d love one. Thank you again.

After a few more miles down the road the man looks around suspiciously and says,

Man: hey…I uh, have a little joint here. Want to take a few puffs with me?

Jesus pauses for a second and replies,

Jesus: ya know what, why not!

So the man and Jesus drive down the road smoking the fattest joint listening to music and having a good time. Finally, Jesus speaks up,

Jesus: okay listen! I can’t keep quiet any longer! You have been so kind, so nice, I want to tell you…I’m Jesus! God sent me down here to help the people and you’ve just been so kind. What can I do to repay you? Anything!

The man looks at Jesus with a grin on his face and says, “Good shit, huh?”

Why Dr. Doolittle scares Welsh farmers?

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”