Mario and Luigi are...
Anonymous Poll
28%
Italian
48%
Italian-American (Brooklyn)
28%
Mushroom Kingdomian
15%
Something Else
In a perfect world, what would your pronouns be? (Your answer may be the same or different, and remember that both these polls are anonymous)
Anonymous Poll
11%
e/em
3%
ey/em
32%
he/him
16%
it/it
0%
per/per
24%
she/her
21%
they/them
21%
(I would use a pronoun not listed)
18%
(I would have no pronouns, please do not refer to me)
Dates?
Anonymous Poll
44%
Big unit first (today is 2021-06-02)
56%
Small unit first (today is 02/06/2021)
What’s your favorite donut frosting?
Anonymous Poll
22%
White frosting
32%
Chocolate frosting
46%
Glazed
27%
Bagel
How many pilots do you consider a minimum before you'd refuse to get on a plane and go somewhere?
Anonymous Poll
19%
0 (pilotless is okay)
30%
1 (just a Captian)
41%
2 (Captain and First Officer)
8%
3 (Captain, First Officer, and relief pilot)
3%
4+ (Captain, First Officer, and relief pilots)
When was the last time you were in direct physical contact with another person? (Handshake, hug, etc.)
Anonymous Poll
50%
Today
11%
Yesterday
20%
2-7 days ago
20%
More than 7 days ago
What do you sleep in?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Pajamas/nightgown
11%
Clothes
26%
Undergarments
40%
Naked
3%
I don’t sleep
Would you consider having a relationship with an android that is, to all appearances, indistinguishable from a human?
Anonymous Poll
24%
Yes, I would prefer it
57%
Yes, I would consider it
20%
No, I would not consider it
Pop rocks in Oreos?
Anonymous Poll
8%
They’re good
11%
I don’t like them
11%
Indifferent
71%
Haven’t had em
Which of these is the greatest compliment you could receive?
Anonymous Poll
24%
That you are beautiful
9%
That you are talented
30%
That you are intelligent
37%
That you are fun
Люди в мире живут в мире?
Anonymous Poll
17%
Давай в понедельник
13%
Ненавижу себя
9%
Уже завтра
9%
Можно было и на выходных
17%
Да, что я знаю
4%
Нет, я думаю что это будет
30%
Владимир Путин
Do you clap when a plane you're on lands?
Anonymous Poll
9%
Yes
72%
No
19%
Only when the landing is really bouncy, sarcastically
The following poll was generated by an RNN. I don't think robots will be taking over any time soon.
On a scale of 1 to 5, how happy are you with the job that you have, both at home and at work?
Anonymous Poll
21%
Yes
31%
Sometimes
21%
Partly
28%
No