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Useless Statistics
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random polls that gather useless statistics of random folks 🤷

anything from covid/corona to werewolves to made up things
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Is hotdog/hot dog one word or two?
Anonymous Poll
68%
One word (Hotdog)
32%
Two words (Hot dog)
What’s your favorite donut frosting?
Anonymous Poll
22%
White frosting
32%
Chocolate frosting
46%
Glazed
27%
Bagel
When was the last time you were in direct physical contact with another person? (Handshake, hug, etc.)
Anonymous Poll
50%
Today
11%
Yesterday
20%
2-7 days ago
20%
More than 7 days ago
McDonald's for breakfast?
Anonymous Poll
50%
Yes
50%
No
Would you consider having a relationship with an android that is, to all appearances, indistinguishable from a human?
Anonymous Poll
24%
Yes, I would prefer it
57%
Yes, I would consider it
20%
No, I would not consider it
Do you consider yourself to be completely human?
Anonymous Poll
54%
Yes
46%
No
Which of these is the greatest compliment you could receive?
Anonymous Poll
24%
That you are beautiful
9%
That you are talented
30%
That you are intelligent
37%
That you are fun
Do you clap when a plane you're on lands?
Anonymous Poll
9%
Yes
72%
No
19%
Only when the landing is really bouncy, sarcastically
The following poll was generated by an RNN. I don't think robots will be taking over any time soon.
On a scale of 1 to 5, how happy are you with the job that you have, both at home and at work?
Anonymous Poll
21%
Yes
31%
Sometimes
21%
Partly
28%
No
Which word do you use most frequently to describe metal or plastic frames with clear glass or plastic vision-correcting vaguely-oval shapes worn on a face?
Anonymous Poll
11%
eyeglasses
86%
glasses
0%
lenses
0%
specs
3%
spectacles
Same question as above, but this time with tinted or darkened shapes, intended to make it easier to see in bright direct sunlight?
Anonymous Poll
11%
dark glasses
0%
shades
89%
sunglasses
0%
sunshades
0%
sunspecs
Have you ever forwarded a poll from this channel?
Anonymous Poll
59%
Yes
41%
No
What one word would you use to describe the device on which you are presently answering this poll?
Anonymous Poll
29%
Cellphone
4%
Desktop
2%
Handy
4%
Laptop
0%
Netbook
2%
Phablet
40%
Phone
16%
Smartphone
0%
Tablet
2%
(some other word not listed)