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Steampianist – The Worm with a Dream Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
I'm moving up I swear it
A sad little worm no more
I can no longer bear it
A dirt covered world's a snore

See me on broadway opening night
Shining lights ain't a plight
I'm a worm with big dreams
I got no eyes that blind

Flashing my big screen grin
You know I'll be the one
On the cover of Time magazine
Someday this worm will win

Is it a sin? for a worm to dream so big?
To have my name engraved in star light
With a tophat and a suit i'll be squirming center stage
This dirt eating deal just ain't for me

Yes I see it now!
My dream is coming true
Light is streaming forth
This isn't my final bow

Is this it? I see the Ritz!
Up top the world of stars
I'm ready to debut!
Accept me, a humble worm
A worm with a dream!
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Dear Mr. Detective, what clues have you?
The answer is tappin at the tip of your tongue
A decade of cruel crimes unsolved
Of murdered women missing hearts
Decorate the streets like Christmas time

The Detective he quivers in sheer disbelief
The string of crimes his eyes have magnified
Are dog-eared, deciphered and fathomed
Yet answers remain in the dark somehow
Like a puzzle piece thats draws no art

And any half wit fool could firmly conclude
That the bloody gloved Botanist down the street
Is the cold callous killer
He triumphs each march his shoes clack
Towards the plaster peeling run down lab

A sound too high to hear
Like a first grade sniper
It pierced through his skull
Fell down and faint to black

A shake of the skull
A twist of the bones
A jolt in the brain
And a cut off from air

Four by four bricked wall
no doors no windows
A choir of cluttered phones

Tangled chords devour the space
Phone wails as if its new born
Each a ring a crash of metal
Unwavering and unending

Voices echo asking for grace
For a crumb of divine intervention
What’s a confused Detective to do?
Placed in this unsurmisable state
What an unfortunate fate

How long has it been?
The ringing’s died down.
Dizzy and dazed
In a strange room
His eyes spiral out
Into a dark fuzzy haze

Dear Mr. Detective, what clues have you?
It hardly matters now, with the state they’re in
There are shards of what once was a planet
Corpses floating out to outer space
A glorious tessellation of the human race

The Detective he quivers in sheer disbelief
The end of the world has come
Before he solved the murder mystery
It hardly matters now,
Such a shame,
They're all dead
The world is no more, no more, no more
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Steampianist – Vegetables Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
my dear saggy, pruney old granny
is dying in the living room
The ambulance came and took her away to the hospital in the city.
The hospital in the city is damp, crusty and rusty

The doctor told me to wait and behave
but I did not heed his words.
Instead I wandered through the hollow halls.
Curiosity lead me into the staff only room

I saw crates stacked up so high
It was a most curious sight
So I opened one and then to my surprise

I saw...
Vegetables! Carrots, garlics and chards!
Cabbages, pumpkins, lettuce and peas!

Something feels wrong there's a chill in my spine
But before I could figure it out
Footsteps clacking grew louder
...and louder!

I ran down the hall in a panic
Saw each dying patient as I ran
Like slides in a show I witnessed it all
Was a kafkan metamorphosis

Senile and literal vegetables
My granny's a broccoli
I thought on the ride home, wide-eyed and disturbed
Dreading tonight's salad dinner

My mind swoops on back to the hospital halls
Curiosity lead me into the staff only room
Saw crates stacked up so high
It was a most curious sight

So I took a closer look and inside I saw
I saw...!

Vegetables! Endives, beetroots and maize!
Celeries, aubergines, gingers and leeks!

I see wrinkly faces in the green leafy mess
I told my parents what I saw
But they did not believe me and told me to shut up
And eat...
My broccoli
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Steampianist – Sleepyhead Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
Seven candles on iced cake
Glitters stuck to your skin

Lacey stockings, velvet shoes
Rub that stardust off your eyes
It's past noon, sleepyhead

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Blow your candles out...
While your wishes count!

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Do you plan to be...
A child forever and ever..?

Seven candles on iced cake
Saved a slice just in case

Tiny finger blooms, tiny toes point
Such a lazy child, still as a doll
So, shoo, Mr. Sandman
Shooooo...

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Blow your candles out...
While your wishes count!

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Do you plan to be...
Asleep forever?

Sleepyhead, sleep 'til noon, 'til night
'til the moon is full
'til it's time for teeth to fall

Sleepyhead, sleep 'til noon, 'til night
'til the moon is full
'til it's time for teeth to fall

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Blow your candles out...
While your wishes count!

Wakey wakey now!!
wake up, sleepyhead
Do you plan to be...
A child forever and ever..?
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