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Steampianist – Vegetables Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
my dear saggy, pruney old granny
is dying in the living room
The ambulance came and took her away to the hospital in the city.
The hospital in the city is damp, crusty and rusty

The doctor told me to wait and behave
but I did not heed his words.
Instead I wandered through the hollow halls.
Curiosity lead me into the staff only room

I saw crates stacked up so high
It was a most curious sight
So I opened one and then to my surprise

I saw...
Vegetables! Carrots, garlics and chards!
Cabbages, pumpkins, lettuce and peas!

Something feels wrong there's a chill in my spine
But before I could figure it out
Footsteps clacking grew louder
...and louder!

I ran down the hall in a panic
Saw each dying patient as I ran
Like slides in a show I witnessed it all
Was a kafkan metamorphosis

Senile and literal vegetables
My granny's a broccoli
I thought on the ride home, wide-eyed and disturbed
Dreading tonight's salad dinner

My mind swoops on back to the hospital halls
Curiosity lead me into the staff only room
Saw crates stacked up so high
It was a most curious sight

So I took a closer look and inside I saw
I saw...!

Vegetables! Endives, beetroots and maize!
Celeries, aubergines, gingers and leeks!

I see wrinkly faces in the green leafy mess
I told my parents what I saw
But they did not believe me and told me to shut up
And eat...
My broccoli
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Steampianist – Sleepyhead Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
Seven candles on iced cake
Glitters stuck to your skin

Lacey stockings, velvet shoes
Rub that stardust off your eyes
It's past noon, sleepyhead

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Blow your candles out...
While your wishes count!

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Do you plan to be...
A child forever and ever..?

Seven candles on iced cake
Saved a slice just in case

Tiny finger blooms, tiny toes point
Such a lazy child, still as a doll
So, shoo, Mr. Sandman
Shooooo...

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Blow your candles out...
While your wishes count!

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Do you plan to be...
Asleep forever?

Sleepyhead, sleep 'til noon, 'til night
'til the moon is full
'til it's time for teeth to fall

Sleepyhead, sleep 'til noon, 'til night
'til the moon is full
'til it's time for teeth to fall

Wakey wakey now!!
Wake up, sleepyhead
Blow your candles out...
While your wishes count!

Wakey wakey now!!
wake up, sleepyhead
Do you plan to be...
A child forever and ever..?
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Steampianist – Secrets of Wysteria Feat. Vocaloid Oliver
Little Gracie found a strange house,
A place to play just past all the trees.
Swift sharp needles do spot his face,
Before he feeds on the sheep's white fleece.Phan-tas-ma-go-ooo-ri-cal,
Willows of Wysteria.
A Memorial,
A Crescendo
Of HysteriaLittle children went astray
In the sunny soil beneath,
Wriggling worms in disarray.
Hear them laughing underneath.

Counting Ten, Nine, Zero fingers.
Won't you come and play The Grey Man's game?
Move quick, Be an artful dodger
When the cleavers start swishing in flames.Phan-tas-ma-go-ooo-ri-cal,
Willows of Wysteria.
A Memorial,
A Crescendo
Of Hysteria.Little children went astray
In the sunny soil beneath,
Wriggling worms in disarray.
Hear them laughing underneath.
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Steampianist – I Built a Spaceship feat. Oliver
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh
Oh, my dear where have you gone
My walls are turning still
Oh, I cannot seem to find
A reason to go on
And I thought it would be fun
To have you gone
Was I wrong or was I right
To feel this way?
And so now that you are gone
I thought it would be fun
Oh, I thought it would be fun
Oh, I thought it would be fun
Thought I'd see an elephant (No point at all)
I thought it can make me smile (Oh nothing can)
So I thought I'd ride a boat (No point at all)
Oh but now it starts to sink (I sink alone)
And I thought it would be fun
To have you gone
Was I wrong or was I right
To feel this way?
And so now that you are gone
I thought it would be fun
Oh, I thought it would be fun
Oh, I thought it would be fun...
I built a spaceship for you and me
So we can see each other again
I built a spaceship for you and me
So we can be together again
With my spaceship we can go anywhere we like
With my spaceship we can reach the farthest star
With my spaceship, spaceship
Come and ride my spaceship, spaceship, spaceship
Ride unto the stars
With my spaceship we can go anywhere we like
With my spaceship we can reach the farthest star
With my spaceship we can go to the heavens and beyond
With my spaceship I can be...
(Finally with you)
I built a spaceship for you and me
So we can see each other again
I built a spaceship for you and me
So we can be together again
With my spaceship we can go anywhere we like
With my spaceship we can reach the farthest star
With my spaceship, spaceship
Come and ride my spaceship, spaceship, spaceship
Ride unto the stars...
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