Poorly Drawn Lines – You Sure

Decades in the future "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."

90% of the iceberg is hidden beneath the water, but that 90% only uses 10% of its brain, so it's really only 9%.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bothering You

In the Hall of the Mountain King was accidentally composed on log/log paper.

Oh no, I haven't checked in with Yvonne in YEARS.

If I'm not going to upgrade to a powered one, I should at LEAST stop leaving the door open so often.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Complain

Of course, I sort all my bookshelves the normal way, alphabetically (by first sentence).

Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Best of Friends

Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!

You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Retiring

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Journey

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bird’s Problems