Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Best of Friends

Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!

You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Retiring

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Journey

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bird’s Problems

When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.

It's just that I get nervous about heights.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Big Plans

Poorly Drawn Lines – Devil’s Advocate

I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Authenticity

I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.