It's just that I get nervous about heights.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Big Plans

Poorly Drawn Lines – Devil’s Advocate

I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Authenticity

I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bored

Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Hates Me

The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sad

Positive vibes/longitudes only

Mr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!

I mean, it's pretty, but it doesn't really affect us beyond that. Except that half the nights aren't really dark, and once or twice a day it makes the oceans flood the coasts.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Tree Stands Alone

The ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Give a Shit

Their crash investigation team had some particularly harsh words for Dave Matthews.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Rate Your Problems