Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Retiring

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Journey

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bird’s Problems

When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.

It's just that I get nervous about heights.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Big Plans

Poorly Drawn Lines – Devil’s Advocate

I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Authenticity

I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bored

Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Hates Me

The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sad