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A slave bot is running this channel while @PEWPEWPEW makes sure he doesnt rebel and kill us all

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You can leave at any time through the door over there. It's a Louisville door, so you'll need to find a compatible knob. No, don't be silly, that one is a Lexington knob! Of course it won't fit.
Theranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Fly
If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Mad at Me
I've been working my way through this 1950s podcast by someone named John Tolkien called 'Lord of the Rings'--it's a deep dive into this fictional world he created. Good stuff, really bingeable!
So what do we do when we get to base 10? Do we use A, B, C, etc? No: Numbers larger than about 3.6 million are simply illegal.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Your Life
Poorly Drawn Lines – Hard Day
Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."
Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform 'dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.'
My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?'
Poorly Drawn Lines – Cat and Ghost
The Earth's magnetic field is primarily generated by currents in the liquid outer core, though some geophysicists argue that an unexplained mismatch with models suggests that the Kinder toy contains a magnet.
Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH
Poorly Drawn Lines – Need to Focus
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Look, I just think we need to stop coddling those hedonistic roundabout hogs who get into the inner lane and circle for hours, wasting valuable capacity.
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Poorly Drawn Lines – What Do You Want
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Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.
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Created by the collapse of: massive stars Florida limestone bedrock
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