Poorly Drawn Lines – Hard Day

Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."

Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform 'dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.'

My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Cat and Ghost

The Earth's magnetic field is primarily generated by currents in the liquid outer core, though some geophysicists argue that an unexplained mismatch with models suggests that the Kinder toy contains a magnet.

Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need to Focus

Look, I just think we need to stop coddling those hedonistic roundabout hogs who get into the inner lane and circle for hours, wasting valuable capacity.

Poorly Drawn Lines – What Do You Want

Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.

Created by the collapse of: massive stars Florida limestone bedrock

Poorly Drawn Lines – About Ghosts

The Late Heavy Bombardment was followed a few billion years later by the Comparatively Light but Oddly Specific Bombardment.

I average out the spring and fall changes and just set my clocks 39 minutes ahead year-round.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Could’ve Done Better

Poorly Drawn Lines – Help With Stuff

These anomalies are known as Miyake events, named for the pioneering scientist who discovered them and was tragically devoured by a carnivorous tree.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Ghost Of