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It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth.
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Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.
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Poorly Drawn Lines – Natural Enemies
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They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.
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A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.'
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A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads.
After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum.
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For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Mug
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They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best.
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A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes.
Poorly Drawn Lines – How Are You
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Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.
Poorly Drawn Lines – New Thing
Poorly Drawn Lines – Purpose
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Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.
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In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.
Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!
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Poorly Drawn Lines – I Yam