They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best.

A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes.

Poorly Drawn Lines – How Are You

Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.

Poorly Drawn Lines – New Thing

Poorly Drawn Lines – Purpose

Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.

In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!

Poorly Drawn Lines – I Yam

Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).

Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Going to Bed

It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?

Poorly Drawn Lines – Never Done This

Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.

Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO