Also, we would really appreciate it if you could prominently refer to it as an 'eHit'.

When Pope Gregory XIII briefly shortened the light-year in 1582, it led to navigational chaos and the loss of several Papal starships.

Poorly Drawn Lines – It’s Over

"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"

Poorly Drawn Lines – In the Eyes

later I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Everyone But Me

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Poorly Drawn Lines – Face It

'Hey, can you call my cell?' '...I'm trying, but it says this number is blocked?' 'Ok, thanks, just checking.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Not a Vampire

'Thank you for the loveliest evening I've ever had...' normal '...east of the Mississippi.' instant intrigue!

Poorly Drawn Lines – No One Ever Knows

Poorly Drawn Lines – Pretty Common

Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an Euler apocalypse, not a Venn one.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Our Next Guest

'At the stroke of midnight, your brother will be hurtling sideways at an altitude of 150 meters' is a regular physics prediction about your nonmagical trebuchet, whereas 'you are cursed to build a brother-launching trebuchet' falls out of the Lagrangian.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Up There

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