Poorly Drawn Lines – Face It

'Hey, can you call my cell?' '...I'm trying, but it says this number is blocked?' 'Ok, thanks, just checking.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Not a Vampire

'Thank you for the loveliest evening I've ever had...' normal '...east of the Mississippi.' instant intrigue!

Poorly Drawn Lines – No One Ever Knows

Poorly Drawn Lines – Pretty Common

Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an Euler apocalypse, not a Venn one.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Our Next Guest

'At the stroke of midnight, your brother will be hurtling sideways at an altitude of 150 meters' is a regular physics prediction about your nonmagical trebuchet, whereas 'you are cursed to build a brother-launching trebuchet' falls out of the Lagrangian.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Up There

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I love their cover of 1,200 Balloons, Dalmatians, and Miles.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Your Hottest Take

Poorly Drawn Lines – Convince Me

Just think of all the countless petty squabbles and misunderstandings, of all the fervent hatreds, over so insignificant a thing as the direction and duration of a rocket engine firing.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Cute Animals

Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.

Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.

If you pick a low enough orbit, it gives you a lot of freedom to use a lightweight launch vehicle such as a stepladder.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Do Everything