Poorly Drawn Lines – No One Ever Knows

Poorly Drawn Lines – Pretty Common

Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an Euler apocalypse, not a Venn one.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Our Next Guest

'At the stroke of midnight, your brother will be hurtling sideways at an altitude of 150 meters' is a regular physics prediction about your nonmagical trebuchet, whereas 'you are cursed to build a brother-launching trebuchet' falls out of the Lagrangian.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Up There

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I love their cover of 1,200 Balloons, Dalmatians, and Miles.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Your Hottest Take

Poorly Drawn Lines – Convince Me

Just think of all the countless petty squabbles and misunderstandings, of all the fervent hatreds, over so insignificant a thing as the direction and duration of a rocket engine firing.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Cute Animals

Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.

Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.

If you pick a low enough orbit, it gives you a lot of freedom to use a lightweight launch vehicle such as a stepladder.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Do Everything

You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

Poorly Drawn Lines – Fight You

Poorly Drawn Lines – Feeling Great